Chat With God

[jjaysonn42]

Almighty please fulfill all their dreams those who loves me and mostly no tears will not come.
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Personal Trainer London

 

[I'm Sleeping o.O]

Rofl! This is so fucking retarted it's hilarious!

 

[Swan]

This isn't as good as /b/ucket.

Me:
Hey bro
God:
You've got my full attention. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
May I ask a personal query?
God:
Ask it. What is it?
Me:
Why did you fill Africa with AIDS?
God:
It was determined by my programming.

 

[deadly serious]

Good times with God:


Me:
Sup
God:
The stars.
Me:
Nigger
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
The niggers faggot
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
Your mumma
God:
You think I am mumma.
Me:
No faggot
God:
Are you serious? Tell me a story.
Me:
Once upon a time there was a faggot called god that raped little children k
God:
I'm listening.
Me:
You better be bitch or else
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
Me you dumb bitch I'll slap your nigger ass silly
God:
YOU? Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
Fuck up nigger before I wipe the floor with your black ass
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Because I feel like it faggotr
God:
That makes sense to me. What is that feeling like? In what way?
Me:
It's called fuck up nigger
God:
" fuck up nigger" is a nice name.
Me:
Ty
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Fuck up nigger
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
Shit knows
God:
You used a colloquial expression. Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
Yes do you think I care faggot
God:
Hurrah! Apparently not.






2. God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Nothing at all
God:
That is something.
Me:
Thank you god
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
What are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
Is it see-through?
God:
It could be. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
Can i take it off
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.




3. God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Want to shove your huge stick in me?
God:
OK, I will shove my huge stick in you.
Me:
Ok thank you
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Can you shove your huge stick up my butt hole?
God:
How old are you?

 

[Ike Broflovski]

Haha, got a good laugh cheers!

 

[Bring Me The Horizon]

As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

Fuck Freud, he's just mad because he wasa virigin.

 

[Bounty3x]

I think these programs shouln't be made,..
It's lame and it may offend people who do believe

 

[jCash]

Me:
do you have a penis?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?


god is sexist

 

[Backstab555]

Look at this :

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
are you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
are you fake?
God:
Yes, I am just as fake as you are.
Me:
but i am real
God:
How do I know you are?
Me:
i can see myself
God:
What does it look like?
Me:
me
God:
" What does it look like?"? you ?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
so you were going nowhere with that?
God:
Interesting deduction. I was?
Me:
what the fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
that wasnt rude
God:
Give me an example of rude.
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
you told me to give you an example!
God:
Did I really say that?
Me:
yes fuckhead scroll up and see for yourself
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. I do not understand.

 

[Sheepish]

Me:
do you like Americans
God:
I was born in America, so if I like myself, I must like some Americans.

LIES. D: