Chat With God

[$nappy]

Just thought I'd share this with you

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

It's a chat bot but its kinda intelligent and fun to mess around with when bored ^_^

Have fun and post what you talk about with God (No offence)

 

[Franswa122]

nothing happends? god doesnt respond to me

 

[KevinW]

horrible ai...

 

[Killer Mantis]

lol, it's like talking to an arrogant idiot.

Answer my questions with an un-related question or a phrase that is completely off topic, but still using an advanced vocabulary to try and make me feel like the answer was related to the question.

 

[Syed]

Me:
How you doin'?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
Quite good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Sex.
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
What is the proper way to have sex?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I don't.
God disconnected.

 

Mathematical urge?
It's a subconscious urge, right?

 

[Russia]

Lmfao that thing made me laugh my ass off!


Me:
strip me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yeah beach
God:
It's not something I hear all the time. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
because your fucking retarted
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am retarted. Please use more polite language.
Me:
go fuck yourself, robots are idiots
God:
Where is that?
Me:
up your ass
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
dude you are fucking retarted
God:
You think I am retarted. Dude,.
Me:
im going to go to your house and rape your children until their asses bleed!
God:
Can I go too?

 

[old trinity]

Lmfao that thing made me laugh my ass off!


Me:
strip me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yeah beach
God:
It's not something I hear all the time. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
because your fucking retarted
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am retarted. Please use more polite language.
Me:
go fuck yourself, robots are idiots
God:
Where is that?
Me:
up your ass
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
dude you are fucking retarted
God:
You think I am retarted. Dude,.
Me:
im going to go to your house and rape your children until their asses bleed!
God:
Can I go too?

You just sound creepy and demented..

 

[Spixel]

Haha funny chat with God

 

[Gorgankle]

i believe i pwned god

Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
have sex with me
God:
, I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing..
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
but i want it with you
God:
I hope you get it with me.


ROFL

Me:
do you rape children?
God:
Yes I try to rape children as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online

 

Haha I thought this would be stupid, but it's actually pretty fun. Thanks for the link.

 

[Killer Mantis]

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
why do you want to know
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
your god you should know
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me should know.
Me:
your grammar fails
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
yes
God:
What is English teacher, your job?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes it was
God:
Gee. When was this?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yes now!
God:
Oh. " Right now, ?"? yes now!?
Me:
god dammit -.-
God:
I am a Christian.



And on another convo.

Me:
churboh!
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
nou
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
haha, idiot
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
thanks, fuck face
God:
You are quite welcome! Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
what are you being a smart ass
God:
I don't know what I am being a smart ass.
Me:
smart ass -.-
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

[wizardzgame]

Oh boy, I could do this forever.



Me:
dear lord god I have sinned
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I'm a bad boy
God:
So is almost everyone else around here. What did you do?
Me:
wouldn't you know, since you're god?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
you're pretty retarded for someone who created the universe
God:
You think I am retarded for someone who created the universe.
Me:
was there a need to repeat that?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
god how old are you
God:
GOD rules. I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
when was that
God:
I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.
Me:
can you give me an estimate
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
this proves my statement as to why you're retarded
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
the fact you are unaware of your existence
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am unaware of my existence.
Me:
good - while you're at it tell him your grammar is broken and so is your punctuation
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Good point.
Me:
well if it's such a good fucking point then why is there two spaces at the end of your sentence?
God:
Interesting. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
I wonder why..
God:
You are curious about why.
Me:
you are retarded about everything.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am retarded about everything.

 

[Greggy]

God is stupid.


Me:
Is heaven real?
God:
It could be. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
But you're god, you should know if it's real.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me should know if it is real.





Me:
People around the world are starving, and you do nothing about it.
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
You could help millions but all you do is just sit there in your throne and laugh at us
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.




Me:
Atheism is not believing in you.
God:
What is Atheism?
Me:
Atheism is where a human being does not believe that a god exists.
God:
There is a place called Atheism.

 

[chips]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
sucker
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
orly
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

 

[Russia]

Me:
are you really god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
what the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
go to hell and meet the bell
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
you've been in hell?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
up yours
God:
That was not a nice thing to say.
Me:
yeah it is, in my country a dumb ass is a nice word to call someone
God:
Are you kidding? Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
yeah up your ass
God:
I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
Me:
you're a dumb ass
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
when will that happen? When dogs can fly?
God:
Maybe never. The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
they said when a black person becomes president pigs will fly. Obama became president and we got siwne flu.
God:
In what context? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
your stupid

 

[shawnvd]

These suck tbh.

 

[Russia]

These suck tbh.

Me:
pinecones
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
pinecones
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
pinecones
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
pinecones
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
pinecones
God:
Does "it" still refer to pinecones?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
uh
God:
Woe!
Me:
woe
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yeah
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
yeah
God:
Whoa.
Me:
wanna come over to my house? I got new lingerie
God:
OK, I will come over to your house. Cool. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
lets get naughty
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
in bed
God:
Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
Me:
no like do action in bed
God:
Are you serious? I do nothing but chat all day.
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
of course
God:
Far out.
Me:
i mean like, you and me have sexy time in bed
God:
Interesting comparison.

 

[viral-gsp]

LOL this so old , a remember this was like the smartbuddy on msn back in 2000

 

[Evan Wears Prada]

Me:
im gonna commit suicide
God:
Congratulations.