Caught...

I've never been caught doing anything. It's funny because I won't have a fan going or a window open and I'll just shut my door, no locking, and smoke a dime of weed with 2 or 3 of my friends and then go downstairs, not spraying anything and no eyedrops, and have full on conversations with my parents without them knowing anything, even when they walk in my room and it smells like it.

 

Your parents probably playing dumb and already know.
Either that or they idiots.
My Parents does the same thing in different situations.

 

yea alot of parents do that. IDK why, prolly cause they dont wanna say it to ur face....

 

Worst I have ever been caught was vandalizing a property by the cops. That didn't go over too well with the parents.... I don't have any idea why I did it, maybe because I was drunk?

 

lol ouch that would suck, did u get in trouble??

 

^^ i LOL'd

I got caught doing cocaine under the bed, and my mom pulled out the belt.

 

Wtf Cocaine?
My Moms Would of pulled out the 12 gauge.

 

I was caught masturbating when I was like 14 by my mom. She didn't do anything to me, but it was definitely awkward. I don't do drugs - so no problems there.

 

Woah your mom must be a bad ass. My mom is deaf in one year so I could drop her easily using my ninja stealth tactics.

 

because you never did anything bad. and you got caught by cops but not parents? hmmm your so BAD-ASS!

 

Caught smoking weed. Talked about it with dad and he said only on weekends and don't tell my step mum.
The conversation was so award.
Him 'Hey bud, just want to ask you something. uhh, have you uhm, ever tried smoking weed'?
Me 'Yeh, only a few times'
Him 'Okay, make sure you don't let it get in the way of schooling and your girlfriend, and only on weekends okay... and dont tell Julie [my step mum].. Thanks for being honest'
Me 'Yeh no worrieds dad.'
PAUSE..
Him 'What was the score in the cricket'

 

Let's see here lol.
I got caught drinking when night when my mom picked me up pretty smashed...she laughed and said I'm glad you called me instead of getting a ride from one of my friends.
I also got caught smoking bud...my mom said she did it and didn't care as long as I didn't do it often. So yeah there my stories.

 

i got caught stealing pokemon cards once lol

 

Dad walked in on me when I was taking a hit from the bong, he just lul'd and left.

 

Never been caught doing anything bad, and your parents shouldnt be smoking weed, its just sad.

 

they suspected me of doing it, but they couldnt prove it. but now im clean

 

Well, lets see. I've gotten caught having sex with my girlfriend, smoking weed, drinking..multiple times, stealing, and masturbating while watching porn.

I'm positive there are more, i just can't think of them right now.

 

well this forum is just full of badasses isnt it?

been caught *almost* smoking weed at school, no suspension, just withdrawal room for 5 days; sucked like mad.

oh and wagging school when i was like 6. xD

 

I got caught smoking twice by my mom and I told my dad i've smoked before. The two times my mom caught me nothing happened, she just was like pot is bad blah blah blah. Then my dad asked me one time if I've ever smoked and I told him I tried it a few times. He didn't really care just told me not to do it anymore and that I was to young and wait till I was out of high school. (I'm 16 btw.)