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Caught...

masturbating while watching porn.
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When else are you supposed to masturbate Lmfao?


Well, i could just be innocently sitting in my bed masturbating but i was watching porn. Haha, much worse for getting-caught wise.

Edit: I forgot to put how i got caught. Obviously for the porn thing my mom just walked in. For the alcohol i snuck out and forgot to lock the door and was partying until like 6 am and was still drunk when i woke up so she assumed i was and i just confessed.

The weed was funny, my mom walked by on a road next to where we were toking and we like ducked down but my friend thought she already saw us so he started making loud noises at her and she came over and knew i was stoned.
 
Lol, my parents saw porn on my comp history. My dad just laughed and my mom just talked about it. Nothing big.
I have yet to get caught smoking weed. I don't do it that often, so I'm alright for now.
 
I, for some reason, had porn lying on the ground under my bed. My mom found that.
Awkward as hell, and my mom still brings it up.
Nothing as far as weed/alcohol go, but I think my mom suspects me, so Im playing it careful.

Good luck to everyone, dont get caught!
 
Well my Dad found out i was smoking he got pissed at me. He cought me because he could smell the smoke. My Mom cought me stealing one of her ciggarettes, she wasn't pissed, she kinda laughed. She just asked me if i quit a month later when we were at the dentist. I didn't get into any trouble for it.


Seems like alot of people on sythe get cought watching porn.

And damn i spelled caught completely wring every time.
 
Well, i think its better smoking ciggs
cause of all the tar and shit.
 
okay so funny story one time i was horny and couldnt wait so me and my bf started doing it on the couch and after like 20 mins my mom walked in and we didnt hear her and she walked up and say me and my bf and flipped out.

i got grounded for 3 weeks and my mom said no boys were aloud in the house anymore.

now whenever she talks to one of her friends about something personal she brings it up and its really embarrassing....

so guys dont have sex in an open area =0
 
weird how more than 50% of these posts are about sex; i woulda thought that this being a mainly runescape forum, it'd be near full of little virgin kids.
Yes that's right, I think of Runescapers as no life little kids :nuts:

EDIT::

Yes I played Runescape, but that was when i was a no life little kid :nuts:
Yes I am a Runescapist (runescape racist)
only on Sythe for da lulz now :nuts:
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MUDKIP IS SOOO NOT LITTLE KID STUFF -.-
 
Man, when you get caught by your parents its the shittyest thing ever cause the feeling of them being ashamed is like so gay and you feel like shit hahaha, ive been caught smoking weed so many times, but i always get out of it some how saying things like oh i was just having a cigerettes or we had a fire or something wierd ahah it always works.... I think lOl
 
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