masturbating while watching porn.
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When else are you supposed to masturbate Lmfao?
Well, i could just be innocently sitting in my bed masturbating but i was watching porn. Haha, much worse for getting-caught wise.
Edit: I forgot to put how i got caught. Obviously for the porn thing my mom just walked in. For the alcohol i snuck out and forgot to lock the door and was partying until like 6 am and was still drunk when i woke up so she assumed i was and i just confessed.
The weed was funny, my mom walked by on a road next to where we were toking and we like ducked down but my friend thought she already saw us so he started making loud noises at her and she came over and knew i was stoned.