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Castrated by Lobsters!

Wow, great thread. 1 sentence about it and then "Discuss."

Just kidding, this thread sucks. Learn to post some content next time. Also that article has no credibility at all besides being on some sketchy news site. I guess you also must believe articles in World Weekly News?
 
What is the point of this thread then? The content isn't supposed to be in a link you idiot. If you have enough of your own words to share (more than 1 sentence) then it is worthy of being a thread. But if you just make one worthless comment, it doesn't need its own thread.

On another note, thank you so much for posting this incredibly wacky and hilarious made up news article. This thread is a gem.
 
What logical explanation do you have to put a lobster in your underwear instead of just your pants.

I suppose he was hungry.
 
A lobster is very unlikely to fit in a pocket.
 
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What logical explanation do you have to put a lobster in your underwear instead of just your pants.

I suppose he was hungry.

If I twist your nipple and you are wearing a shirt it hurts just as much.


they knew he stole them why didn't he just run out with them in his hands? better yet a basket
 
It's a bit harsh seeing as he can't have kids, but i suppose that's the price you pay for crime.
 
What kind of dumb ass would put a lobster in his pants, not to mention near his nads. That guy deserved it for being so stupid.
 
What is the point of this thread then? The content isn't supposed to be in a link you idiot. If you have enough of your own words to share (more than 1 sentence) then it is worthy of being a thread. But if you just make one worthless comment, it doesn't need its own thread.

On another note, thank you so much for posting this incredibly wacky and hilarious made up news article. This thread is a gem.


Your name is dicklord, also what more can be said by him, you figure it all out by reading the article, or at least i did.



also i just found this funny and stupid at the same time lol why would you steal lobsters for one, for two stuffing them down your pants? lol
 
Your name is dicklord, also what more can be said by him, you figure it all out by reading the article, or at least i did.



also i just found this funny and stupid at the same time lol why would you steal lobsters for one, for two stuffing them down your pants? lol
My name is DickLord. Good observation!!

The point is, nothing can be said by him. And because of that, this didn't need a thread. Also it doesn't need to be a thread because it's made up.
 
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