Heeatz will be the next one to receive the butthammer.
You will come across a shiny peice of gold while walking back from the abortion clinic, your walking of course because you don't want anyone to know about your fetus fetish. You will pick the shiny trinket up and are confronted by a three tooth hooker. She will bite you, you contract HIV
Fast forward twenty years later, that shiny peice of gold was actually drenched in radiation so for the past twenty years it has been soaking into your already HIV infested frame.
You live until the ripe old age of 79 and die of natural causes.
