Buying $5 Donator Badge

Alright, I didn't know if this was the correct place for this thread so you can move it to where-ever if it's not.

Let's get down to business -

I want to become a donator on Sythe but they do not accept PayPal. I need someone to mail Sythe five dollars, and when I get my rank, you get paid.

"What if we donate and you get your badge but not pay me????!!!11" Look, it's only $5. There would be obvious proof that I scammed you as I would not be able to provide PayPal pic's sending you the money. Look at my vouches and shit, I'm not paying you first.

For doing this I can give you either $6 PP, 2 of my 3 letter names, or if you send more than $5 I can give you an account or rare name.

 

Why not just send the $5.00 in an envelope yourself?
Like you are supposed to do when donating.