Bush plays runescape?

[Pureown]

I'm not even sure if this is real...but when i read it, i laughed so hard. It's old, but it would be funny if he still played...

link: http://www.avantnews.com/news/2277-president-bush-ownz-on-runescape

~roflcopter approved~

 

[b1b]

Almost positive it's fake.

To Leg0Las666: Mr. President, I understand you have been spending a lot of time here.
From Leg0Las666: Lol, wanna stake, noob?
To Leg0Las666: No Sir. I am curious to know if you understand the country wonders where you are.
From Leg0Las666: Soz, Now I'm at greaters, but heading off soon to jellies for Slayer
To Leg0Las666: I mean in the Real World, Mr. President.
From Leg0Las666: O
From Leg0Las666: omfg, rl sux. This is where its at. W000t!!
Leg0Las666 has logged out
Leg0Las666 has logged in
From Leg0Las666: Soz, was lagging major.
Leg0Las666 has logged out
Leg0Las666 has logged in
From Leg0Las666: grrrr. ******* Jagex keeps loosing my connection!!!
From Leg0Las666: gonna switch worlds.
Leg0Las666 has logged out
Leg0Las666 has logged in
To Leg0Las666: Are you there, Mr. President?
From Leg0Las666: Sup?
To Leg0Las666: I only wanted to know what your goals are for the remainder of your term
From Leg0Las666: hmm…Full set of phats would be nice. Full dragon, full guths full torag
From Leg0Las666: 99 runecrafting. I want that cape and hood cos the emote is sweet
From Leg0Las666: Also, I want to get a lava cape, but I'll need prayer first.
From Leg0Las666: That's all. I'm gonna go alch some yew longs now. Saving for a whip.
To Leg0Las666: Well then, I guess that's about it then as it's difficult to reach you.
From Leg0Las666: gr8! L8r n00b! <3

Edit:

and this part:

From Leg0Las666: Hey, u got 500 gp I can borrow&#8230;I got haxed.

 

[Christmas Crackers]

That was hilarious. To those of you wondering if this is fake or not, it is similar to The Onion. I laughed when I read this title: Somali Pirates Hijack International Space Station.

 

[r 0w12]

Im 100% positive it is fake. The article is meant as a joke.

 

[R4n3r-Beast]

Lol ofc its fake. Even Bush couldn't be that retarded, even tough its arguable.

 

[Mike¥]

lol i remem when this was posted a few months ago
i could sorta see that happening but Bush said he likes Dig-Dug
o take away the edit it kills the entire thing =[

 

[Smug]

Fake but the first part was kinda realistic

 

[xPHOBIAx]

Lmao much

 

[1encore1]

Haha lol that made me laugh sooo much, i think that deserves a "Roflcopter" stamp of approval xD

 

[Depend]

Fake, but funny!! I laughed during the whole thing.

 

[slightly stoopid]

Thats so funny haha

 

[PublicityFtF]

Rofl'd rl... Definitely fake, but that doesn't reduce a bit of the hilarity.

 

[alupnr]

Nice...although it would explain alot of his actions...because hes living in a fantasy world were it doesent matter if ya kill people

 

[sabby]

omg this was hilarious altho it fake imagine if it was real i would lol at him all da time!