That guy @Dave

@Dave

He's a good guy.

 

a good guy.

#Steve

 

Yep, he is

 

rewarding scammers with name changes. GG sythe.. oh wait

 

Thanks I appreciate it

 

Bump. Great human being.

 

Can u stop complimenting my boyfriend please? Thanks.

 

How many Jews can you fit in a car?

2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray

 

A Jew walks onto a bus, holding a large dufflebag. He asks for a senior discount, even though he couldn't be much older than 40. Driver asks for his ID, the Jew complains and refuses to pay full fare. It goes back and forth between the driver and Jew, both too stubborn to give in. In a rage, the driver throws the Jews dufflebag off the bus, and it tumbles down a hill. The Jew exclaims "What the fuck?! Just because I didn't pay full fare you try to kill my son?"

 

Hitler was sitting with Stalin when a man approached them asking about their endeavors. Hitler responded:
"I'm going to kill 6 million Jews and a bicycle repairman"
The man asks:
"Why a bicycle repairman?"
Hitler smirked and looked at Stalin:
"See, I told you. No one cares about the Jews."

 

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't at least 50% off.

 

Why do showerheads have 11 holes?
Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

 

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Not six million Jews.

 

What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew?

A boy scout comes back from his camp.

 

What's the best way to get a Jewish girls number?

Roll up her sleeve.



What's the best way to pick her up?

With a broom and dustpan.

 

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

 

shit jokes 0 originality

demoting you from cdt leader

 

"Some people lose diamonds in search of stones."

What the fuck does that even mean? Retarded attempt at being deep. No one searches for stones in the first place, everyone's looking for diamonds. Why would you be searching for stones and lose diamonds? Neck yourself faggot.