broke up with my gf

[bambino_91]

we agreed it's better just being friends

cheer me up brothers

 

[dragonfire455]

You mean your boyfriend?

 

[Herman Li]

I'll be your girlfriend, Bambino <3





























Do i get to be in ur sig now

 

[Old English]

Fuck bitches, get money.

 

[Sengira]

Oh, I'm really sorry to hear about that bambino...




































































































































































no srsly i am

 

[Tiemen]

Got ur right hand amputated?

 

[Never Back Down]

sorry for you bud..

 

[Austintheman]

come in irc when you read this

 

[x339]

Poor bambino

Ill be your girlfriend!

 

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends late one night, the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked. "Why, that's the talking clock" the man replied. "How does it work?" "Watch", the man said, giving it an ear-shattering pound with a hammer.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "For fuck sake, you wanker, it's 2am in the fucking morning!!"

Made me laugh.

 

[bambino_91]

lols ...............

 

[Scottay]

I'd move to palestine for you. I love you

 

[x339]

I'd move to palestine for you. I love you

3some plz

 

[GrammarSyntax]

It doesn't matter, you brown people all look the same anyway!

 

[Dave.]

Made me laugh.

Ohh god, that joke killed me.

 

Ohh god, that joke killed me.

Noo, not my beloved Dave!

 

[JohnK]

Verts dumped you?

 

[Delta Squad]

i'll give you a blowjob get on a plane

 

[bambino_91]

i'll give you a blowjob get on a plane

on my way!!