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  1. Darkspirith

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    Well, stories don't get much worse than this. A 14-year-old boy in China was killed when his chair exploded, sending chunks of metal into his rectum. The bleeding was the cause of his death.

    The alleged explosion came from the gas cylinder that was in the base of the chair, the part that allowed the user to adjust the seat up and down. The canister gets compressed when you sit on it, but can it actually create enough energy to make the seat cushion explode like that and kill a man? I doubt it, but this is what people are reporting.

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    Reference: http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes
     
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    :confused: ..... LOL! I find that effin hilarious. Can you just imagine that thing shooting into the kid's ass? I'm going to be cautious now when I use my adjustable chair now though, thanks.
     
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    Watch China execute the engineer of that chair and make the family pay for the bullet.
     
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    The kid obliviously thought he was a Chinese super hero.. and wanted to.. erm..

    Fly!
     
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    Bullet?

    And that's hilarious. Sucks for the kid but hilarious. That's what happens when you work in a sweat shop earning mills to sell for half price.
     
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    Boy Killed Anally When Office Chair Explodes
    Rofl Lmfao!!!
    I'm sitting on Wooden chairs from now on.
    Omg but can you imagine that happening to you?
    *Pushes Knob down to go higher*
    BAMM!!!

    Omfg Thats Scary as fuck Lmfao.
     
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    Ouch. That would freaking kill. literally, but you know what I mean. Ouch.
     
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    OUCH...bahahahahahahahaha the poor kid...
     
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    Lmfao.. Just cant get over the topic.. Killed.. anally.. lol :D
     
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    I know hey haha... but seriously... the poor kid...i feel for him... not literaly or i wouldnt be sitting on my computer chair now,
     
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    Worst death possible?

    While playing one of your favorite online games, you decide to adjust your chair and BAM.

    Dead.
     
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    Freaky... I bet alot of people that read this will never adjust their chairs again... or BANG!!
     
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    lul que?
     
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    god man, that is some fucked up shit; im definitely one of the people who is sitting in four-legged uncomfortable chairs while at the computer from now on after hearing that.. damn
     
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    How's that hilarious? That sucks

    It's gotta be possible but I never would have imagined it

    Ouch
     
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    Wow, that's pretty fucked up. Getting raped in the ass by a chair and die from it :S
     
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    That could be a freak accident. Or as usual a fake. Who knows? But I find that is very unlikely as it to create enough energy to blow up the chair. Then the metal to go up his ass? I wouldn't think so........
     
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    Why do strange things like this always happen in either America or Japan?

    I didnt know there was compressed air things in chairs like those. Im going to be more carefull when i lower my chair lol.
     
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    Holy shit, that's insane!

    o_O
     
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    thats so not funny.. its scary
     
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