Bought my gf an iphone x

Someone's getting tons of sex tonight boysssssss.

 

[kmjt]

that's one dam expensive hooker

 

that's one dam expensive hooker

Kinda walked right into a response like that by making this thread..... hmmmmmmm.

 

Hope you're ready for another night on the lead.

 

people always say it works like this but in reality it doesnt

 

people always say it works like this but in reality it doesnt

Didn't get laid yet and she fell asleep, what i do?

 

same

 

Didn't get laid yet and she fell asleep, what i do?

she's telling you loud and clear to stop buying her stuff

pretty simple fam

 

[www]

She told me that she wanted oneplus. I'm so sorry for you mate.

 

Didn't get laid yet and she fell asleep, what i do?

This is me every night with my girl.

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

She KNOWS the iPhone x2 going to come out in December so she's not having it.

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

Sorry x3 hehe

 

Didn't get laid yet and she fell asleep, what i do?

perfect. the roofie kicked in already now just enjoy

 

Didn't get laid yet and she fell asleep, what i do?

do it while she's warm

 

This is me every night with my girl.

b-e-t-a

 

she's telling you loud and clear to stop buying her stuff

pretty simple fam

But the raccoon from Doctor Dolittle 2 taught me that chicks dig garbage....

 

[Rivenstarz]

Didn't get laid yet and she fell asleep, what i do?

You try again another day.

 

You try again another day.

try another woman more like

 

[Rivenstarz]

try another woman more like

if that fails, try a man.

 

if that fails, try a man.

you lost me at fail