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  1. Blade

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    Hello Sythe, and welcome to my essay writing service! The idea for this service came to me when i was in class today and i wrote a 5-paragraph essay that was done in about five minutes, and was the best one in the class, etc.
    I've always been particularly good with grammar, especially when typing, and it's always good to make money!
    I type a steady, registered rate of 75 words per minute, which was about a year ago when I'd been practicing to receive bonus points for a computer class.

    I will be charging $1 per paragraph (5-7 sentences) and this includes your introduction and conclusion, but those come free if your paper total is over $5 without them.

    Corrections will be $1/page, but this may be subject to change if your corrections are exceptionally difficult!
    Small sentence structure corrections are free!

    OTHERS- I also write stories, poems, etc. so don't be afraid to contact me!

    Examples- these are two examples of different writing types.
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    http://pastebin.com/n71Pc6jw

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    I might use you sometime tbh lol.

    But make corrections fr33.
     
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    Successful services is success.
    Should this be in a different section?
    And if i make them free, someone will come to me saying "the teacher said i can't do this topic, so correct it and type a new one"
     
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    Obviously not corrections to a topic.

    But if they feel a sentance is wrong and needs to be redone etc.
     
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    Those will be free.
     
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    Just finished a 1200 word story for a banned member (kfjjjdst) and he's paying me $5, and I'm doing a $10 speech for harry soon!
    Bump!
     
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    I'll keep you in mind for the upcoming school year.
     
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    GL, this business can be a pain.
     
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    Thanks MMatt,
    And yeah frost, but it pays:3
     
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    go go go
     
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    go go go
     
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    Seeing how school just started and I'm lazy, I may use this.
    Our school has some program that checks whther or not stuff was plaguarised, how do I know you won;t do this D:
     
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    Turnitin.org/com or whatever, and you may check it yourself before you turn it in. If it comes up as a match, you may then file a scammer report.
     
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    Show us a sample of your extraordinary work.
     
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    Buy one, and i will.
    I don't have any examples, as they're saved on school computers when i type them. I have my I-search paper from last year, but it's on word which i lost due to the free trial ending.
     
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    I will definitely be using you once I get my first paper.


    You knowledgeable with cultural anthropology?
     
  17. Blade

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    What the fuck?
    No, I'm not, but I'll research it.
     
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    Just want to say that you are meant to type "i" as "I". You did this multiple times on your thread. Other than that next time I am having trouble I may contact you.
     
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    Lowercase I's work, especially when i say so.
    ----------------------------------^ that's correct.
     
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    That's strange because I was always taught to make the capital.. Don't take this as spam, take it as more or less asking for some advice.
     
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