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Best comeback?

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I got in trouble at school for saying "go fork yourself" to someone after she said "truck you"

sextous teachers.
 
Say "your mother".

Or if you want to get real original, "nty fag, next dumbass comeback by you awaiting"
 
If you are really mad you use this one, Dude you fucking fail at life, go die in a goddamn hole you douche bag fag, bitch. lol...I dunno just mess with their life it usually come out with a /win

Own them fags :P
 
bennytheberry said:
"i know you are but what am i" ~ works EVERY SINGLE time (and in some very rare case it doesn't, just say " so's you mom")
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dude, read my first post...

It doesnt work unless your talking to a 6 year old. thats the lame comebacks u hear in primary school. all you get from saying that is more insults...

A good comeback requires quick thinking and intelligence, saying "your mum" isnt either one. you wouldnt hear a comedian drop such a lame comeback as that would you...
 
porman said:
i bet they where laughing at you for using an old primary school comeback.
I dont hear that one in real life since i dont hang around 6 year olds.
Its the dumbest comeback, all your doing is telling them to insult you, if you keep saying personal stuff back to them like "your a fat fuck" given that they are fat, they will stop saying it.

If someone says that comeback on the internet i just laugh at them, all it tells me is that your under 12 years old
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I told you it works, saying it to people generally pisses them off. Me - 1, You -0
 
Occured said:
I told you it works, saying it to people generally pisses them off. Me - 1, You -0
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who said i was pissed off? All im saying is its not a good comback, a good comeback isnt something that you know your already going to say before they have even said anything to you.

here is a good comeback...

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going toteach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become
violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute,
butyou're not one, are you?
 
if someone says blow me i usually ask if theres money involved. 0.o
 
Ok, what ever you do, any comeback, just don't bring moms and dads into it, then you'll look like a pussy. Cause that shits old.
 
witty comebacks are ok, but a longwinded explanation explaining how worthless a person they are is always fun. and be sure not to let them get a word in while you are giving your explanation.

You know you did a good job if they cry or a really good job if they kill themselves.
 
porman said:
who said i was pissed off? All im saying is its not a good comback, a good comeback isnt something that you know your already going to say before they have even said anything to you.

here is a good comeback...

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going toteach these young boys when they visit your base?
GENERAL COSGROVE: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing,archery, and shooting.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the
rifle range.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly
dangerous activity to be teaching children?
GENERAL COSGROVE: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become
violent killers.
GENERAL COSGROVE: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute,
butyou're not one, are you?
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... [sarcasm] that's amazing [/sarcasm]
 
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Occured, porman is right, your comeback is weak.

I don't need comebacks, I just logically sort it out. 99% of the time when someone decides to pick a fight with you, you can generally turn around anything they say due to them not being able to back anything they say.
 
You think I really say "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I" in a proper heated argument? I've said it once as a joke in a small argument. Check pordon or whatever his name is 'great' insult.
 
The old classic....

... YOUR MOTHER

OR eat shit and die
 
Your mum is so fat when she went down the beach she saw some whales and they started singing "WE ARE FAMILY"
 
Thats just a your mom joke...

I just say "Ok" and smile lol
 
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