Best 1 Liners/Posts On Sythe

Not everything is about you. Just because your graphics sales are down doesn't mean its time for a new report. Any further tags from you will be considered harassment against me and I will follow suit with a report in a swift and orderly fashion.

 

i fucked my aunt

 

the following quote lives rent free in my head:

If anyone here honestly thinks I’ll scan quit I’d like you to know graves has had dinner with my family. As weird as that sounds, he has. For my to scan quit & for someone who lives so close to me & has met & can connect to my family. Would be the stupidest thing ever.

 

https://www.sythe.org/forums/staff-lounge/

 

My price , my Decision , Grow up kid

 

Marcus is acting as if he is my alcoholic dad on a friday out spending $19 of my allowance on beers and then making up excuses

Context: [Resolved]

 

Same thread

Marcus stuck to his word, he delivered the 500m gp face to face as promised. I was kinda surprised when he knocked on the door. He is a bit fatter than described... I thought to myself.
He pulled out his laptop to trade me my gold, a very dusty dell from circa ~2008. It suddenly made sense, the smell, I don’t believe this person belongs in this neighbourhood. He is certainly a slum rat!
I let my thoughts rest, and logged in to grab the gold. A lvl 47 account named marcus2001 traded me, the account was wearing a crafting cape and looked exactly like marcus but slim. I accepted his invitation and in the trade went a chisel along with 500m gold pieces.

The rest is history but for this time all I will say is
Transfer complete.

 

I’m sorry but i would not be pissed if this had not made me lose a customer that has litterly been earning me 5.000$ a month on high comissions. So fucking unbelieveable. He has tons trying to be his buyers and he sells to me because i never fuck up, but now this happened and i couldnt pay him wise because i was missing the remaining amount spacegum was supposed to send and had to refund him basicly wasting his time and me paying comission to spacegum…!!!!!!

 

Dickhead and corrupt as fuck, no wonder why you get paid like a venny to keep a banner up.

 

I'm fucking sick of associating with all these circumsized motherfucking losers. Bare head, baldy fucking losers. Pink dick, skinless, helmet motherfuckers. Hope you like not having a sock on your dick at all times. Oh, wore tights today so no pockets? Put it in the foreskin. Oh, you don't have foreskin? Red rocket mushroom cap Jeff Bezos fuckin ass

Anyway @Sythe can we have a section just for foreskinners?
Don't talk to me unless you have a healthy heap of flesh at the end of your Dirty Dan.

- @Blupig

 

if anyone thinks im guilty please watch this its important

 

This one made me laugh:

@Devil:
It's a wooden sign @Izad. You can't copyright the use of a sign.

 

Dickhead and corrupt as fuck, no wonder why you get paid like a venny to keep a banner up.

+1, if he only knew how much it is a month

 

why are they still mad you may ask? idk tell me A few promotions
Likes every single post except for mine, even tho i'm congratulating them by saying "Gzzz"

 

[Juws]

Hello, I am very sorry for what I did. The past few days I have lost a lot of gold from RWT bans. The moment I have accepted the gold that I was about to deliver, I got RWT banned for the third time...

 

Quote from big man rick himself:

So, who's next? Who else wants to come fucking troll me?

Perm ban

 

 

Good luck to everyone and here’s a little friendly diss rap to those in my group

 

 

I'm fucking sick of associating with all these circumsized motherfucking losers. Bare head, baldy fucking losers. Pink dick, skinless, helmet motherfuckers. Hope you like not having a sock on your dick at all times. Oh, wore tights today so no pockets? Put it in the foreskin. Oh, you don't have foreskin? Red rocket mushroom cap Jeff Bezos fuckin ass

Anyway @Sythe can we have a section just for foreskinners?
Don't talk to me unless you have a healthy heap of flesh at the end of your Dirty Dan.