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Op is autistic.
Nothing to do with staying up late.
Listen, I'll tell you what to do, but someone will delete my post and infract me because they'll think I'm bullshitting you.. But I'm not.
Next time you're in the shower, stick your fingers up your butt and massage your prostate. The muscles in your rectum will sort-of tighten up after a bit and it will feel good. keep going and you're body will naturally push, like you're taking a big shit. I don't really know how to describe what to do, but honestly it works. I have a dildo that I use in the shower and it tends to dislodge anything that should have come out already... I would suggest this, but most people don't have a dildo.. You'll know when it's coming because you'll feel it in your stomach.
You'll have to work at it and find your own method because it's different for everybody. This is not specifically for helping you defecate (more for anal pleasure), but it will work, guarantee.
Also, try an enema. If you don't have an enema bottle and don't want to buy one, just use an empty water bottle. Fill it up with water in the shower, put the top in your anus, and squeeze the bottle. Pull the bottle out and push out all the water. It may take a couple tries, but eventually you'll see the terdlets come out with the enema water.
Both methods work, from experience.
Thanks for making a list for me on who to look up dirt on and get bannedI'll start with austin
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This may be the fucking gayest thing you have ever posted, which is a big claim.
Good try though, you are 0/2 for getting cool member banned faggot. go DIAF
This may be the fucking gayest thing you have ever posted, which is a big claim.
Good try though, you are 0/2 for getting cool member banned faggot. go DIAF
b4 u know it he's going to make a report of u self vouching
Why do all the cool people around here get banned?
edit: Except for Bootylove. I thought he got banned for being a huge faggot?
Why does OP continue to try to earn respect by doing shit like this.
More sticks are being shoved further down his butthole
Why does OP continue to try to earn respect by doing shit like this.
More sticks are being shoved further down his butthole
Go gamble with 13 year olds and talk about respect![]()
Also thread was meant to show a broken link not to brag about a user getting banned.
Thanks for making a list for me on who to look up dirt on and get bannedI'll start with austin
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nope, definitely not bragging.
I know right?newcomer tells oldfag how spam forum works
ok lol

