Cops won't happen. Your appeal will most likeley get declined, due to automatic appeal system. Lol, it's the same shit every time. They send you a long message about suicidal stuff.
yea dude cops happen... lol i had the cops pull up at my door step caz of this, i was shitting myself. and i got grounded from the comp for like a month
I hypothesize that Jagex would have their servers look for keywords relating to death or suicide. They might read those and take serious action :\
I rather not take the risk of getting into serious trouble over humor and a game