Bad News Fellas

[Deacon Frost]

I has bad news

my cat just died

my girlfriend left me

my mom has aids

and I think my dick is going to fall off

but it's ok

i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico

i used mastercard for this priceless moment

 

[Infernal Dave]

omgcongratswtf

 

[bubbya]

dude... can i has ur penis when it drops off?

 

[LeDisko]

dude... can i has ur penis when it drops off?

Dibs on sack.

 

[OmniTech]

Haha, I loled.

 

[dam prayer noobs]

But did you stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night?

 

[Deacon Frost]

But did you stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night?

i couldn't afford a hooker, so no.

 

[BoxWood]

Deacon, have a pie.

A HOOKER Pie.

 

[Deacon Frost]

Whuts a hooker pie?

 

[OmfgZomfglol]

Use master card with The hooker Fat Ass She well print u the bill sign it and u well enjoy ur night CONGRATS MATE !

( wonders where ur mom got aids )

 

[Deacon Frost]

Use master card with The hooker Fat Ass She well print u the bill sign it and u well enjoy ur night CONGRATS MATE !

( wonders where ur mom got aids )

she got aids from an asshole swiping a credit card on her anus.

 

[OmfgZomfglol]

Nice !

 

[BoxWood]

Whuts a hooker pie?

Trust me, you will like.