[B]Good Doggie[/B]

[Spyike]

When your dogs lick a visitor and they say, "Oh, he's very affectionate," ask them, "Did you notice what he was doing prior to coming over and licking your face?" "No. Well, yes! I think he was cleaning himself. He's a very clean dog." "Well, his balls and asshole are very clean. In fact, he has a perfectly clean five-inch circle around his balls and asshole. His tongue, lips and nose, however are filthy with old dog shit and fermented ball sweat. Why do you think we taught him to shake hands?"

George Carlin could always put things into perspective..

 

[DooDad]

 

[Skillers FTW]

I've yet to see a dog shake my hand...

 

[only1way]

Rofl that was a good one

 

[tofurocks]

Thanks for the share Spyike, I look forward to trolling old people with this in the near future.
My dog also has massive balls, which will add to the fun.

 

[Travis]

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[Life of Sin]

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[Bubba Fuzz]

Spyike. <3

 

[Skillers FTW]

Blood, don't make me get old skool...

 

My dog also has massive balls, which will add to the fun.

You're sick.

 

[kid elvranqe]

You're sick.

he probably cleans them for his dog.

 

[okkk]

he probably cleans them for his dog.

thats my job

 

[kid elvranqe]

thats my job

outsourcing... nice.

 

[okkk]

outsourcing... nice.

Why, thank you.