ty im in a str8dank thread im famis pls sign my penis
Penis jokes are so old, I mean cum on.
A dick(Yousuckv2) has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy and his owner beats him.
wowe if dats not hitin me belowe da belt
You got fired because you lied on your resume with your new employer. He really didn't think they'd actually measure his penis.
ye I guess they don't like modesty because I was a few inches short of reality in what I wrote
Reality just sucks doesn't it.

