Australia

Yeah us Austrlians have kangaroos and we all ride them to school dont you americans do the same??

 

I saw it about 2 hours ago, its really good. I recommend it to everyone.

 

Rarely any 4 cylinders are turbo.

Also if you like Skylines, they are 6 cylinders.

 

I think by V8 he meant the drink [vegetable juice, basically. It's really quite good :O], not the engine type Correct me if I'm wrong ^_^

 

Lol why would he be meaning the drink? =\

 

I heard most of the aussie people are sick and dont get pissed like americans.

 

*Prepares to type up big long post completely dismissing all American stereotypes about our country but can't be bothered*

Honestly, some of the replies I've seen in here are funny - Amazingly so. Especially that one about Australia being a "giant prison." I have honestly and literally laughed out loud to a few responses in here.

In all seriousness, we are probably on average better off than the United States. I've also noted that a lot of Americans seem to think they're top of the world and everyone else regardless of country is scum. I can see some people trying to rebut me with some jumbled garbage just because they live in the US, but face it guys: Good luck with the recession you got yourselves in to.

Okay, enough half-rant, let me say a few facts:

- We do NOT have koalas up every tree.
- We do NOT have kangaroos hopping down every single road.
- Most of us give two shits about kangaroos and koalas anyway.
- Most of the population is NOT under harsh living conditions in an arid desert. Most of the population is in fact on the coasts.
- Australia is HISTORICALLY a British colony where convicts WERE sent, or where people seeking a new life went. Australia is NOT a giant prison.
- We are a part of the British commonwealth, hence we are essentially governed by a Queen (although the Queen is represented by the Governer General, and he does shit all because our own government takes care of things anyway).
- We are a single country, and also the only single country to occupy an entire continent.
- In the wars, we were the people who the Americans and British turned to for reinforcement soldiers, and in effect, our soldiers were the people who suffered the brunt of the first lines at places like Galipoli. In effect, we were necessary tools for the British and American armies.
- We are a very civilized nation - we do not all live in rural areas, and the majority of our population is very modern. We do not all address each other with some of the greetings said in this thread, and we certainly are not as "primitive" as a lot of Americans have stereotyped us as.

 

Oh, for the incredibly stupid, Australian's live in the year 2008. Just because we have a queen does not mean we have knights and peasants.

I needed to say that because i once convinced a very stupid american that we were in the year 500 BC and that we have a queen, knights, squires etc.

Seriously, how would i have been able to tell him all that over the internet if we lived in 500 BC? Also how would we know its "BC" if we never knew that "Christ" was ever going to be born lol.

It was one stupid American, i told him all that on Runescape when i used to play it.

 

australia is awesome, i live here and love it

good weather but hot lol. beaches, beer, decent genuine people. u just gotta love it

 

Yeah Australia is FTW




ps. go the blues...

 

ROFL, nice stance !!

 

you hate it when the all blacks crush u!!!! muahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

Australians are kangaroo loving, Vegemite eating, crocodile raping fagots.


HAHA! Just kidding, i seriously have no idea what Australians do, hell im not even sure if its a real country

 

Strewth! You jackeroos have a lot of stereotypes 'bout us 'Strayans!

Crikey, mate! That there's dead-set righteo.

Crikey the 'net's slow here!

Them pommies got nothin' on us 'Strayans!

Crikey! I love me vegemite! I eat it with everything! I love it with my meat pies while watchin' the footy every Sundi arvo!

Hold up! There's more to 'Straya than the sheilas! We're famous for our bloody good kangaroo rides, too! The croc wrestling's popular too.

Mate, i love me v8s. Nothin' I like better than me ol' 84 Holden. Best bloody car ever.

Crikey! Steve Irwin was the best president we ever had! I cried for 3 days after he kicked the bucket!

Strewth! You don't have pet 'roos in the states? I love ol' Skippy!

 

My eyes are burning.

 

Are Australian cats cute? What kind of meow noises do they make?

 

V8 isn't "quote good"...it's discusting..

Either way..wrong V8

 

The operating word being most. Yea we don't get pissed often, but when we do we get REALLY PISSED.

And once and for all, we do not keep kangaroo's as pets.

 

Ayers Rock is the most beautiful thing on the planet?

 

i herd yu guise hav small weeners