Ask a terrorist anything

[Gurtaton]

Just joining in on the trend.

 

[beasted69]

What would a terrorist do if he found a piece of bacon on the ground?

 

[Gurtaton]

Sell it and donate it to the United Negro Fund.

 

[beasted69]

Sell it and donate it to the United Negro Fund.

But isnt pork like unholy or something to a Muslim would they even touch it?

 

[Gurtaton]

Nope, they're just forbidden to eat it.

 

[beasted69]

Ok, what if a piece of bacon were to some how fall into a terrorists mouth?

 

[Gurtaton]

If he eats it, we will torture his penis until he dies.
If he spits it out, we will still torture his penis until he dies.
So yeah, our only weakness is bacon. Don't ever bring it in a war.

 

[beasted69]

Lmao, We shall build planes out of bacon to prevent terrorist attacks

 

[Season.]

umad?

 

[Gurtaton]

Who ain't?

 

[Hahanerd]

Lmao, We shall build planes out of bacon to prevent terrorist attacks

I laughed so hard..

 

[Varjot]

hows life?

 

[Gurtaton]

Much better after tonight. You should hop on in TinyChat sometimes.

 

[beasted69]

I laughed so hard..

ty ty i try ... n gurt hows the terrorist life?

 

[Gurtaton]

Better than my fellow comrades'. They work their asses off, lose their lives, etc while I just give the orders and watch HQ porn.

 

[Feren Silver]

Are you cousins with Hahanerd?

 

[Gurtaton]

That information is strictly classified as confidential.

 

[beasted69]

Lol, Can i join the terrorist gang? :d

 

[Gurtaton]

Well, Hahanerd's our official recruiter. PM him. Make sure you include hot images to make him fap or you'll get denied.

 

[Season.]

Wat is this HQ porn you speak of?