Ask a guy with a REAL girlfriend anything!

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sanc is a nerd irl

I currently work at Menards, I've had a girlfriend for 5 years, and I play varisty soccer/volleyball at my school.

He's probably going to propose to his girlfriend with a ring of life.

I don't play runescape, I merely bot accounts to sell. It's funny that you're still here.

 

[Eman S]

you're so dismissive, you're reflecting rather than actually addressing the insult. to be fair, you're the one boasting about your girlfriend over the internet to runescape playing teens. also i bet my girlfriend is better looking than yours

 

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ustillmadbro

Absolutely furious.

 

[shakaka]

Do you have a problem with homosexuals? You should talk to Finn.



Above post.



How can it only last for a few months when it's lasted for 5 years? That's so crazy. It's funny to me how hard you're raging over a thread in the SPAM section. Buh bye ;D



Very nice ;]

I'm not raging at all. I'm trying to help you out by telling you that your relationship is worthless. If you're counting the last 5 years of your life as a relationship, and you're 17, you really need a reality check.

Also, remember what I said.. Stop trying to be condescending. It makes you look weak.

 

[Eman S]

I currently work at Menards, I've had a girlfriend for 5 years, and I play varisty soccer/volleyball at my school.



I don't play runescape, I merely bot accounts to sell. It's funny that you're still here.

> and I play varisty soccer/volleyball at my school.
> and I play varisty soccer/volleyball
> varisty soccer/volleyball
> volleyball

 

[shakaka]

> and I play varisty soccer/volleyball at my school.
> and I play varisty soccer/volleyball
> varisty soccer/volleyball
> volleyball

+ 1

 

[Sanctuary]

you're so dismissive, you're reflecting rather than actually addressing the insult. to be fair, you're the one boasting about your girlfriend over the internet to runescape playing teens. also i bet my girlfriend is better looking than yours

Why waste my time addressing the typical insult of, "haha you're gay"? And if you could please provide me evidence where I "boasted". This thread is merely a joke of "Ask the ____ anything" threads, yet all the nerds have come to rage me for it?

That last comment would also be your own opinion, and in MY opinion, that's not possible ;]

 

[Eman S]

itt: trying too hard

 

[shakaka]

Why waste my time addressing the typical insult of, "haha you're gay"? And if you could please provide me evidence where I "boasted". This thread is merely a joke of "Ask the ____ anything" threads, yet all the nerds have come to rage me for it?

That last comment would also be your own opinion, and in MY opinion, that's not possible ;]

Don't try to play it off as if it were a joke. You were completely serious when you made this thread and you were fully ready to give people skewed relationship advice.

 

[Sanctuary]

I'm not raging at all. I'm trying to help you out by telling you that your relationship is worthless. If you're counting the last 5 years of your life as a relationship, and you're 17, you really need a reality check.

Also, remember what I said.. Stop trying to be condescending. It makes you look weak.

You're still here, funny.

> and I play varisty soccer/volleyball at my school.
> and I play varisty soccer/volleyball
> varisty soccer/volleyball
> volleyball

Of course, someone will bring up sports, IE which are "manlier". Try playing it.

 

[shakaka]

itt: trying too hard

+ 2

 

[Sanctuary]

Don't try to play it off as if it were a joke. You were completely serious when you made this thread and you were fully ready to give people skewed relationship advice.

How could you possibly know what my intentions were?

 

[shakaka]

You're still here, funny.



Of course, someone will bring up sports, IE which are "manlier". Try playing it.

Try playing a real sport.

 

[Sanctuary]

Try playing a real sport.

Because you know what makes a sport "real" or not, PLUS you apparently can read minds. Impressive.

 

[shakaka]

How could you possibly know what my intentions were?

Lets see.

1. You made the thread in the first place.

2. You made the fucking thread in the first place.

3. You emphasized REAL insinuating that your relationship is superior to anyone else's, and that you have superior advice to give because you're a hardened 17 year old high-schooler with real life problems.

4. You got butthurt when people started ripping on you and your joke of a relationship.

I'd say your intentions were pretty clear.

 

[shakaka]

Because you know what makes a sport "real" or not, PLUS you apparently can read minds. Impressive.

Hitting a ball over a net isn't a real sport, it's fun to do on the beach with some friends, but it's not a real sport. Soccer.. I don't think I have to explain that one.

 

[Sanctuary]

Lets see.

1. You made the thread in the first place.

2. You made the fucking thread in the first place.

3. You emphasized REAL insinuating that your relationship is superior to anyone else's, and that you have superior advice to give because you're a hardened 17 year old high-schooler with real life problems.

4. You got butthurt when people started ripping on you and your joke of a relationship.

I'd say your intentions were pretty clear.

1. no wai.

2. orly? didn't notice that.

3. By emphasizing REAL, I was merely stating it's actually a living person, and I'm not lying. Obviously if I've been in a relationship for 5 years, no matter WHAT the age, I must be doing something correct. Also, what makes you think this was a "help" thread? I wasn't asking for people to specifically share their girl troubles.

4. I'm not butthurt in the least, it's absolutely hilarious how many people are raging.

 

[yami]

How big is her penis?

 

[shakaka]

1. no wai.

2. orly? didn't notice that.

3. By emphasizing REAL, I was merely stating it's actually a living person, and I'm not lying. Obviously if I've been in a relationship for 5 years, no matter WHAT the age, I must be doing something correct. Also, what makes you think this was a "help" thread? I wasn't asking for people to specifically share their girl troubles.

4. I'm not butthurt in the least, it's absolutely hilarious how many people are raging.

You're not doing anything right, trust me. You're in high school, and you've been "dating" for a long time. She probably feels obligated to stay with you if anything.

 

[Sanctuary]

Hitting a ball over a net isn't a real sport, it's fun to do on the beach with some friends, but it's not a real sport. Soccer.. I don't think I have to explain that one.

So you're saying Tennis and Badminton aren't sports either? And soccer is the most played sport in the world, sorry you can't play it.

How big is her penis?

19 inches.