Are you a Troll ? Ideas needed!

ok hey guys, so a lot of friends in the area (UK) have decided to go trolling in a local town. we have ideas already i will post them here, some of them are well known others friends made up i assume.

Post your trolls




TROLL LIST:

1. Go to any games store and ask for Battletoads: 10 Points
(+5 Bonus Points if the games store does not sell video games)

2. Call 118 118 ask to be connected to David Davidson: 5 Points

3. Purposely trip and scream ''FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU'' in a public place: 15 Points

4. Go to McDonalds and ask for a McBitchin': 10 Points
(+10 Bonus Points if you ask them to ''Spread the mayo around like wildfire'')

5. Go to a Video Games store, walk up to an Xbox 360, turn 360 degrees and walk away (Yep, walk backwards): 10 Points

6. ‎6. Ask a DIY store worker how magnets work, let him finish speaking then reply ''Fuckin miracles'': 20 Points

7. Go to a supermarket and ask where the ''Schloopy Whoopys'' are, if asked, describe a Curly Wurly : 25 points

8. 8. Walk past a policeman and say ''Problem?'': 40 Points



thanks for viewing!

 

Just one I can think of, Is 4 am.. Can't think well

Go to a cellphone store place and ask one of the people who work there "So I was looking around and I was wondering.. Who was phone?" If they ask, explain the story = Bonus points, if you manage to get the manager and repeat the process, more bonus points.