Apply to be in my bed.

What would you rate yourself? (5 and below, don't even bother posting. you ugly piece of shit):
Are you experienced? (i don't want virgins who can't get it in)
What's your kinkiest fantasy? (i wanna hear how sick and demented you socially awkward kids really are):
What's your gender? (if you are female, you better be hotter than me. yes, i'm a stuck up princess):

You cover airfare and I'll give you a place in my bed.

 

[MohtasaUnique]

What would you rate yourself? (5 and below, don't even bother posting. you ugly piece of shit):
Are you experienced? (i don't want virgins who can't get it in)
What's your kinkiest fantasy? (i wanna hear how sick and demented you socially awkward kids really are):
What's your gender? (if you are female, you better be hotter than me. yes, i'm a stuck up princess):

You cover airfare and I'll give you a place in my bed.

5
5
5
5
No deal, you're paying airfare bitchhoe

 

[Travis]

What would you rate yourself? (5 and below, don't even bother posting. you ugly piece of shit): 1
Are you experienced? (i don't want virgins who can't get it in) Pick me I'll try my best
What's your kinkiest fantasy? (i wanna hear how sick and demented you socially awkward kids really are): You
What's your gender? (if you are female, you better be hotter than me. yes, i'm a stuck up princess): half and half

 

[JohnK]

What would you rate yourself?: 5.01
Are you experienced? My diddle gets wet in the shower all the time
What's your kinkiest fantasy?: slip penis in hole
What's your gender?: barbarian

You cover airfare and I'll give you a place in my bed.

YOU should be paying me to be in your bed. Sources tell me you have dirty laundry.

 

[Meeder1]

What would you rate yourself? 8
Are you experienced? 'Urked and Jerked it many A times.
What's your kinkiest fantasy? (i wanna hear how sick and demented you socially awkward kids really are):

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.

What's your gender? (if you are female, you better be hotter than me. yes, i'm a stuck up princess): Deathsnova

3 rules:
1. No Condamns
2. Safe word " Redbarf "
3. Dont tell Gohan

 

[Imagine]

What would you rate yourself?: Others have rated me 9 and 10
Are you experienced? Every day, every week.
What's your kinkiest fantasy? : Me being able to get in Giddy's bed. Yes, im srs.
What's your gender?:I'm not deathsnova.

 

What would you rate yourself?: Others have rated me 9 and 10
Are you experienced? Every day, every week.
What's your kinkiest fantasy? : Me being able to get in Giddy's bed. Yes, im srs.
What's your gender?:I'm not deathsnova.

yummy

 

[RA1fu]

What would you rate yourself? (5 and below, don't even bother posting. you ugly piece of shit): 8
Are you experienced? (i don't want virgins who can't get it in) very experienced, multiple times a day.
What's your kinkiest fantasy? (i wanna hear how sick and demented you socially awkward kids really are):To penetrate you anally
What's your gender? (if you are female, you better be hotter than me. yes, i'm a stuck up princess): i'm a boi

You cover airfare and I'll give you a place in my bed.

 

[Lym]

What would you rate yourself?:

Are you experienced? No
What's your kinkiest fantasy? : Feeding a poison apple to someone prettier than me.
What's your gender?: Decrepit.

and these guys are the 7 dwarfs, but I guess ones already sleeping in your bed

Grumpy =

5
5
5
5
No deal, you're paying airfare bitchhoe

Bashful =

What would you rate yourself? (5 and below, don't even bother posting. you ugly piece of shit): 1
Are you experienced? (i don't want virgins who can't get it in) Pick me I'll try my best
What's your kinkiest fantasy? (i wanna hear how sick and demented you socially awkward kids really are): You
What's your gender? (if you are female, you better be hotter than me. yes, i'm a stuck up princess): half and half

Sup Doc=

What would you rate yourself?: 5.01
Are you experienced? My diddle gets wet in the shower all the time
What's your kinkiest fantasy?: slip penis in hole
What's your gender?: barbarian



YOU should be paying me to be in your bed. Sources tell me you have dirty laundry.

Sneezy=

What would you rate yourself? 8
Are you experienced? 'Urked and Jerked it many A times.
What's your kinkiest fantasy? (i wanna hear how sick and demented you socially awkward kids really are):
What's your gender? (if you are female, you better be hotter than me. yes, i'm a stuck up princess): Deathsnova

3 rules:
1. No Condamns
2. Safe word " Redbarf "
3. Dont tell Gohan

Happy =

What would you rate yourself?: Others have rated me 9 and 10
Are you experienced? Every day, every week.
What's your kinkiest fantasy? : Me being able to get in Giddy's bed. Yes, im srs.
What's your gender?:I'm not deathsnova.

Dopey =

What would you rate yourself? (5 and below, don't even bother posting. you ugly piece of shit): 8
Are you experienced? (i don't want virgins who can't get it in) very experienced, multiple times a day.
What's your kinkiest fantasy? (i wanna hear how sick and demented you socially awkward kids really are):To penetrate you anally
What's your gender? (if you are female, you better be hotter than me. yes, i'm a stuck up princess): i'm a boi

You cover airfare and I'll give you a place in my bed.

I wonder who sleepy is, already in your bed.


Giddy, you whore.

 

[madhacker14]

What would you rate yourself? On a scale of 1-10? A madhacker14
Are you experienced? I've pitched a few times, nothing too big like you though, I'm willing to take that challenge.
What's your kinkiest fantasy? You moaning Mad hacker fourteen, silently in my ear while you penetrate my anus.
What's your gender? I'm black.
Other perks: You don't have to buy my plane ticket, I live a couple hours from you, and I'm willing to drive....Pun intended.

 

[T V]

Giddy, I can never tell if you're a really hot chick, or a big ass black dude...

 

[hubris]

lol..

 

[mtn dew]

I'm a male that has rocked womens worlds, and have even had lesbians say I was very good looking, among LOTS of other women. I'm far from a virgin and am a very sexually open person, but doesn't share with other males if that's what you're getting at.

 

[Pockets]

What would you rate yourself? pASSing
Are you experienced? soemthing liek 1.7k post count
What's your kinkiest fantasy? doing it riding a whale on the mooooooooooon
What's your gender? gender is a konstruct

 

[Solid tank]

i am auto accepted

 

[HeavenLord]

If you didn't know giddy was a girl then you must be some kind of retard

 

[MohtasaUnique]

^Wow!

 

[Delta Squad]

Question: May one apply to be in your bed just for a good nights rest? i do not wish to have sex with you momma giddy.