megamatt

i'm sorry, but in your sig there's a squirtle using a thunder move. now, we all know however cool the squirtle are, there's no way they can use thunder moves. this has been proven. therefore your signature is completely illogical.

what do you say in response to this?

 

i bet he used a gameshark/action replay

 

Probably...

 

Or a tr1bal.

 

Squirtle can use thunder moves if he damn well feels like it. It's like asking a white person to run at 20 miles per hour, it's near impossible but it can be done.

with of course the obvious need of steroids and coke

 

coca-cola.

 

Excuse me, how on earth can a water-based pokemon somehow magically gain the powers of thunder and lightning?

You are just being silly and inappropriate now.

 

fff didn't you learn anything in elementary school?

water is what creates lightning, and in turn lightning produces thunder.

FUCK.

 

So you're telling me squirtle is both a water AND an electric pokemon? Even though water is weak to lightning???

DIDN'T YOU LEARN ANYTHING IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL?

 

i'm not saying he's both, i'm just saying it would be scientifically possible for water to produce lightning.

 

then it still does not explain how a squirtle is using a thunder-based move in megamatt's signature. if the squirtle somehow gained electricity within it's power, it would surely kill the water-based part of it, in turn killing the squirtle.

 

squirtle doesnt afraid of nothing

 

well played sir. well played.

 

I just noticed matt has beer in his name.... Now I want some...

 

Dragon types are super effective against each other.

 

It's actually him being shocked by pikachu.

 

and where is this superficial pikachu?

 

It's hiding in ash's vagina which happens to not be on the signature because it got cut off.