Anyone got $600 lying around?

[klava]

Hmmm... I like your thinking.
With a nuclear sub I could hold an entire city to ransom! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

inb4ishootyoubeforeyougetinsubwithak47

 

[x⁹]

Thanks to cosrob97's exceedingly generous donation, I'm now 5c closer to my goal

 

[1234567ASDF]

When I read this message I realized just how much I failed in life.... Father, please forgive me.

 

[Angelmax]

 

[klava]

When I read this message I realized just how much I failed in life.... Father, please forgive me.

Baby, I forgive you.

White.

 

[1234567ASDF]

I can do whatever i'm white

 

[klava]

I can do whatever i'm white

I approve.

 

[x⁹]

so guys, I don't need $600 anymore, just $599.95.
Anyone willing to help?

 

[klava]

You should have been here last week, I gave cool-dog my last 3.50 cents for his birthday

 

[AzzBr0]

Hmmm since it's somthing really important I don't wanna help you. Could of been buying the new xbox or being a donor fag or even bought a russion bride but cmon it's only your future.

 

[klava]

Hmmm since it's somthing really important I don't wanna help you. Could of been buying the new xbox or being a donor fag or even bought a russion bride but cmon it's only your future.

$600 isn't enough.

 

[AzzBr0]

Fine, $850 I wanna see

A) Russian Bride
B) Russian Bride, New Xbox
C) " " any other funds remaining you keep

you pick.

 

i would help but i cant i am poor

 

[Angelmax]

Then we have no need for the likes of you. This is serious business.

 

[x⁹]

Fine, $850 I wanna see

A) Russian Bride
B) Russian Bride, New Xbox
C) " " any other funds remaining you keep

you pick.

C) New Xbox + remaining funds I keep