ShapeShifting - You'll be treated like the animal you are.
Telekaneses - Typo...
Teleport - You'll end up in a wall.
Super speed - Bug would become bullets.
Super strength - Have fuck spanking the monkey.
Stop time - You don't say we can start it again.. FUCK.
Change someones mind - into what you want?
Never die - You'll be miserable forever instead of 70 years...