Answer the User above you's question.

[use me]

Because Laura's catch my eyes.

She says "fuck you."

Why?

Because she still pissed off about last weekend.

why?

 

[AOAI]

Because she still pissed off about last weekend.

why?

Because she was on her period so LNC couldn't sex her.

True story.

Why are you such a newfaggot?

 

[use me]

Because she was on her period so LNC couldn't sex her.

True story.

Why are you such a newfaggot?

Cause ily.

why don't you suck my penis more often?

 

[AOAI]

Cause ily.

why don't you suck my penis more often?

Because I love you, Laura.

Why did you fap to Laura's picture?

 

[use me]

Because I love you, Laura.

Why did you fap to Laura's picture?

Cause my girlfriend is out of town.

Why do you fap to the pedo bear?

 

[AOAI]

Cause my girlfriend is out of town.

Why do you fap to the pedo bear?

Because he faps with me.

Why?

 

[use me]

Because he faps with me.

Why?

Cause he is a horny little bear.

Is humphrey bear actually the pedo bear?

 

[bad_moose]

No,I am!

Have you even contracted poopyanus-itus?