Advanced SA Playing
1. Past the basics
2. Clans
3. Clans [continued]
4. Sore losers
5. Hacks
6. Weapon guides
Now, since we've covered the basics, I think it's time you were submerged in the true world of Stick Arena. Sore losers, Bad sports, and Hackers. That's right. It's time.
Clans
Alright, eventually, you're gonna come across clans. There a tons of clans in the game, some for fun, and some are serious. Joining/creating a clan is your own business, and is pretty simple. The traditional way, is putting a clan tag in front of your name, and making sure you're a certain color. This identifies your clan. But it's your own thing, and you can do it however you want. Clans provide a significant advantage in the game, and joining a clan should be done sometime in your SA career.
Clans (continued)
Clans have lots of people... which means you're going to encounter more than 1 player at a time. You may come out of the fight victorious, but chances are you're going to get owned. Dont worry, remember from the earlier guide that your rank will not go down. So if you find yourself facing a group of players the entire match, dont leave. Stick it out. And if you win, you are definitely entitled to bragging rights.
Sore losers
You're gonna have to deal with sore losers and bad sports eventually. Time to find out how to deal with them. Very simple. IGNORE THEM. They can say anything they want, just leave the game if you feel uncomfortable. It's gonna happen. Don't be a suit about it and go all guidance-counselor on them, just say 'Whatever' and leave. Easy as pie. ...But pie is hard to eat... so... Without a fork... Nvm. It's easy. =P
Hacking
0MFG T3H H4X0RZ!!1!ONE!!!ELEVEN!! Yeah, there are hacks for this game, but that doesn't mean you should use them. It ruins everybody else's game, and everybody will start to hate you. Again, dont be a suit about it, just play a clean game and ignore anybody with hacks. All it means is that suck so bad at playing for real that they need hacks to feel like theyre good. How gay is that?
INDIVIDUAL WEAPON GUIDES!
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Every weapon has it's own strategy, and to be a good player you need to know how to use a weapon to it's full extent. This will teach how to do exactly that.
AK-47 - HOLD TEH BUTT0NZ0RZ! All you really need to do is have a quick trigger finger, and a steady one. Hold down the button, and charge the player. Stay on top of them with that thing, and they'll be done in no time. But be sure to watch out for shotguns and sledgehammers. They are the AK's mortal enemy.
Shotgun - BOOMST1CKIN'! This gun is slow, but powerful. Literally 3 shots and your opponent is down. Just hold the button. But dont take on someone with a pistol, faster fire, superior range, and good damage. Stay away.
Pistol - GL0CK, BAB3H. Well, the pistol is one of the best weapons. It has great range, fast fire, and superb speed. All you need to be careful for is an AK-47. Stronger, and quick. Just keep space between you and your opponent. Be careful.
Sword - CH0P CH0P!!ONE! The sword is a great weapon. It is extremely fast, and does average damage. Basically stay *RIGHT ON TOP OF THE PERSON* so that their gun fire cant hit you. Mmm.. StickSushi!
Sledgehammer - xB00M xPK3D!! Timing is key with this weapon. Back yourself into a room with only one entrance. Now stand right by the door, where you cant take gunfire. When your enemy is forced to come in after you... CLICK. Boom, splattered all over the nice new sink.
Baseball bat- KN0CK3D 0UTT4 T3H P4RKK! This weapon is similar to the sword, but slower. Although it is stronger, it is inferior to the sword. Four swings of it and your opponent is down. But be careful. Watch out for basically every weapon. Take the sledge strategy on this one.
Well guys, I hope this helped. Good luck on pwning some noobs in your next session of SA! ^^
1. Past the basics
2. Clans
3. Clans [continued]
4. Sore losers
5. Hacks
6. Weapon guides
Now, since we've covered the basics, I think it's time you were submerged in the true world of Stick Arena. Sore losers, Bad sports, and Hackers. That's right. It's time.
Clans
Alright, eventually, you're gonna come across clans. There a tons of clans in the game, some for fun, and some are serious. Joining/creating a clan is your own business, and is pretty simple. The traditional way, is putting a clan tag in front of your name, and making sure you're a certain color. This identifies your clan. But it's your own thing, and you can do it however you want. Clans provide a significant advantage in the game, and joining a clan should be done sometime in your SA career.
Clans (continued)
Clans have lots of people... which means you're going to encounter more than 1 player at a time. You may come out of the fight victorious, but chances are you're going to get owned. Dont worry, remember from the earlier guide that your rank will not go down. So if you find yourself facing a group of players the entire match, dont leave. Stick it out. And if you win, you are definitely entitled to bragging rights.
Sore losers
You're gonna have to deal with sore losers and bad sports eventually. Time to find out how to deal with them. Very simple. IGNORE THEM. They can say anything they want, just leave the game if you feel uncomfortable. It's gonna happen. Don't be a suit about it and go all guidance-counselor on them, just say 'Whatever' and leave. Easy as pie. ...But pie is hard to eat... so... Without a fork... Nvm. It's easy. =P
Hacking
0MFG T3H H4X0RZ!!1!ONE!!!ELEVEN!! Yeah, there are hacks for this game, but that doesn't mean you should use them. It ruins everybody else's game, and everybody will start to hate you. Again, dont be a suit about it, just play a clean game and ignore anybody with hacks. All it means is that suck so bad at playing for real that they need hacks to feel like theyre good. How gay is that?
INDIVIDUAL WEAPON GUIDES!
____________________________________________________________
Every weapon has it's own strategy, and to be a good player you need to know how to use a weapon to it's full extent. This will teach how to do exactly that.
AK-47 - HOLD TEH BUTT0NZ0RZ! All you really need to do is have a quick trigger finger, and a steady one. Hold down the button, and charge the player. Stay on top of them with that thing, and they'll be done in no time. But be sure to watch out for shotguns and sledgehammers. They are the AK's mortal enemy.
Shotgun - BOOMST1CKIN'! This gun is slow, but powerful. Literally 3 shots and your opponent is down. Just hold the button. But dont take on someone with a pistol, faster fire, superior range, and good damage. Stay away.
Pistol - GL0CK, BAB3H. Well, the pistol is one of the best weapons. It has great range, fast fire, and superb speed. All you need to be careful for is an AK-47. Stronger, and quick. Just keep space between you and your opponent. Be careful.
Sword - CH0P CH0P!!ONE! The sword is a great weapon. It is extremely fast, and does average damage. Basically stay *RIGHT ON TOP OF THE PERSON* so that their gun fire cant hit you. Mmm.. StickSushi!
Sledgehammer - xB00M xPK3D!! Timing is key with this weapon. Back yourself into a room with only one entrance. Now stand right by the door, where you cant take gunfire. When your enemy is forced to come in after you... CLICK. Boom, splattered all over the nice new sink.
Baseball bat- KN0CK3D 0UTT4 T3H P4RKK! This weapon is similar to the sword, but slower. Although it is stronger, it is inferior to the sword. Four swings of it and your opponent is down. But be careful. Watch out for basically every weapon. Take the sledge strategy on this one.
Well guys, I hope this helped. Good luck on pwning some noobs in your next session of SA! ^^
