Always Be Closing

[video]

Lili
Hey there, how can I help you?
video
Hi Lili it's video the sythe mod
I need to speak to you about a purchase you made recently from a sythe user
Lili
how much gold do you need ?

0/10 for comprehension, 10/10 for salesmanship tho

 

[Time To Buy]

10/10

 

Haha did you end up buying gold ?

 

[-Ryan]

Haha did you end up buying gold ?

you can't not buy it after that

 

Straight knockout

 

Where and how can I hire Lili?

 

[PennyRoyal]

No fucking spiders with this one

Buy the bills or gtfo!

 

Lili
Hey there, how can I help you?
video
Hi Lili it's video the sythe mod
I've recently just been diagnosed with a terminal illness and literally have about 2 months to live
Just wanted to let you know so you could notify your family and say your goodbyes
Lili
how much gold do you need ?

 

[video]

Lili
Hey there, how can I help you?
video
Hi Lili it's video the sythe mod
I've recently just been diagnosed with a terminal illness and literally have about 2 months to live
Just wanted to let you know so you could notify your family and say your goodbyes
Lili
how much gold do you need ?

You're just jealous your own workers aren't trained this well

 

[Niche]

I'd fuck her.

 

Rip paypal funds

 

[Bert]

Omg. Died irl tbh!

 

[Noam]

lily's a bot.
proof

 

[WeRnIE]

Give her a raise.

 

cant help but laugh at when R2anne had to have a post it note on the screen or something to remind her that scammed/hacked gold = dont buy, lols

 

Lili
Hey there, how can I help you?
video
Hi Lili it's video the sythe mod
I need to speak to you about a purchase you made recently from a sythe user
Lili
how much gold do you need ?

0/10 for comprehension, 10/10 for salesmanship tho

How much gold did u end up buying

 

how much gold do you need to hush up

 

[Cas]

i pay pp fe

 

Brb hiring her