Almost my 21st Birthday - Advice ???

What should I do :thinking: I can do anything on the planet, pretty much unlimited budget.
Never tried a drop of alcohol in my life, already tried gambling when I was young and I blew 5 figures and nearly ruined all my companies.
Not interested in drugs.
I don't eat much, I've dropped 62 pounds since May(currently 6 foot 6 191 pounds) so big meal = no
Women maybe, not really into the whole one night thing and I've never been that way with my past GF's.
Birthday is Sunday.

I literally cannot think of one thing to do besides go out, I have 0 desire to drink(I prefer to stay sharp at all times) and there's like nothing else to do. The amusement parks are closed near me for the year.

Only thing I've came up with is going to
North America’s Largest Family of Indoor Water Park Resorts | GreatWolf.com
For a couple days, maybe take a girl I'm into RN, they've got food+water parks+ other shit.

Lining up to a pretty boring 21st to be honest, what's the fun in working so hard if you cant find anything to enjoy it on .

I would pity sythe staff if I took up drinking and they had to deal with drunk divine lul, than again maybe I'd be better drunk lmao.

P.S - This is not a real serious thread, It is actually going to be my birthday Sunday though lol.

 

Man like divine strollin into family water park all 6ft6 191lb of his slenderMON JHEEEZ thats a 21st birthday MY FUCKING GUY FR FR if anyone says this post IS WET they be getting his birthday beatings FR :angry:

edit: seriously?

 

enter the sotm happy birthday bitch

 

I'd suggest going back to the roots, you seemed pretty happy back then.

Spoiler

 

buy yourself something nice

 

Lmao I almost died laughing.

There's a kids area and an adult one.

The adult one has full on water roller coasters, hot tubs, bars, etc. Your looking at the kiddo one bahahaha.

The one I go to in Ohio has a water shoot where you shoot down like a 200 ft slide in like 6 seconds or some shit, its basically a full on water park.

 

I'm 62 pounds lighter now and not a chicken nugget in sight I'm afraid .

 

Like what?

I don't like expensive cars, their a waste of money.
I already buy myself nice dinners whenever I want
I could buy a house but that seems a little bit extreme.
I've got a new phone.
I'm debt free so no college debt or anything to pay off in celebration.
I have new flat screen Tv's(just bought 4 and put them throughout the house)

Only thing I can think of is buying like a full on gaming setup but our internet is trash as hell so it'd be a waste and I cant pay to redo our internet setup as it'd cost like $10,000 as our shitty first installer set it up to run underground, through our box on the side of the house, through the garage walls, into a internet socket/port thing and then up the walls to our routers and shit in the office, its SO SLOW.

Like it's slow enough I cant even properly stream Porn, I have to pornhub that shit you know??? Painanal af.

I don't have anything I need or want.

 

New shoes, clothes, or maybe a nice watch

 

Watches are outdated and get you mugged, I rarely display wealth. I'm not the type to show off money, I drive a $2000 POS for a reason lmao. I also don't want to attract the wrong type of girls.
Clothes I just bought 5 new pairs of levi's.

I could use a new pair of shoes though, maybe I'll buy another pair of Jordan's, those are typically pretty good and run $140-$240 if I can find a coupon.

Appreciate that idea.

 

Just give me money, watch me spend it will satisfy you, don't you want to be a good human being?

 

If I wanted to be a good human being I'd sell all my companies and leave the shithole that is the internet forever.

Maybe I'll donate $5 to a frog charity though.

 

???

I'm poor.

Donate so I can buy a birthday present pls.

@Cherub

 

Just re-read the first line of your thread lol + we get it you own companIES ye

 

:thinking:

I see your point and my problem here.

 

I have an idea @Divine hire frogstar as senior manager for all your sites, take a few months off on holiday. I will run your business's smooth as silk

 

Fly to thailand and find yourself a nice ladyboy

 

Any advice where I should be looking or which one I should get (?)

This was like #1 on my to-do for my 21st obviously.

EDIT: YOU GOT THE SECRET ASIAN MAN FUN-RANK.

Pls share ...

 

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