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Alma Mater

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Hi, I'm Alma Mater. Haven't done an introduction before so here it goesss!

Get to know me well, and you'll get to know my real name.

I'm a black male. (Edit: And no, I have never been incarcerated.)

I'm old enough to basically do whatever the fuck I want.

One of my favorite slogans is "Fuck Da Police".

I have two gf's named Molly and Kiesha.

I came to Sythe looking to find the match of my life and also to try to sell some drugs. Little did I know Sythe.org was not Match.com and that the sell of drugs was prohibited here :(

Then I met Syed and I changed forever...

That's about it for now, thanks for reading and if you have any questions please don't be shy. Don't infract plzzzz
 
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Oh god how I'll be on your recent posts like a hawk. As soon as you slip up i'm going to report you sooo hard.

Also; Welcome back.

lol you're such a fag

also OP seems more like you're looking for attention than anything else from your posts and gravedigs, it was mildly funny like the first 2 times now its just annoying.

Anyways welcome back to sythe for the whatever time it is now.

Getting banned x amount of times isn't good high pardon material when you get banned in LCU
 
i would like to purchase some heroine, then report you to the police!

haha wasssup
 
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Then I met Syed and I changed forever...

You're in LCU, I'm not. Clearly I am the winner here.

On topic: Welcome to Sythe, if you have any issues around the forum feel free to not PM me.
 
OP seems more like you're looking for attention than anything else from your posts and gravedigs, it was mildly funny like the first 2 times now its just annoying.

Anyways welcome back to sythe for the whatever time it is now.

Getting banned x amount of times isn't good high pardon material when you get banned in LCU

Then let's hope and pray I don't get banned anytime soon :p

i would like to purchase some heroine

That can be arranged.

You're in LCU, I'm not. Clearly I am the winner here.

On Sythe, I have learned that there are no winners and losers here. xD
 
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You really seem to enjoy pushing the staffs buttons don't you. :P

Welcome back from your temporary ban I suppose. Best of luck in the LCU.
 
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