penis envy has been proven. it explains things like the WNBA and government corruption. do you think the haiti earthquake was an accident, an act of nature? the haitians brought it on themselves. when you play with fire you will get burned. the haitian women tried, but god will not allow women to have penises, even the wooden kind that they glued on themselves. plus wtf, you would think that they would get splinters... but i digress. don't do it, and sin, beware. if you get urges, be sure to keep yourself busy. idle hands are electra's playground.
jesus christ i need to stop talking bullshit, i do this in real life you know