ffs

[I R Hero]

i was wanking last night and my dick fell off. i got some tape and like put it around it but its not stable, any advice? i know its happened to u guys too

i just cant afford medical bills

 

[HamJam]

emmm...

 

[Awesomeness~~]

eew dude u remind me of pain olympics.. thats just wrong but on a different note have you ever heard of gorilla glue?

 

[I R Hero]

No what is it?? i need it asap. its gonna gush blood soon