The newfag rate here in the spam forum has increased sevenfold in the past week, so here is a guide for the newfags.
1. Lurk moar. Don't just hit the spam forum link for the first time thinking that you can post things like "raspberry titties" as a title and inside have a flood of animated cows.gif. Read some threads before you post a new thread, and you will find that all the topics are relevant to something, not just random spam.
2. Don't come into the spam forum acting like "O hai guise I'm a newfag, please rape my face" in an attempt to make people like you. This results in massive amounts of flaming.
3. Don't act like you know respected spam forum members. Anything with the words "I remember when..." when you have a join date of sometime within the past 2 months is prohibited.
4. Read the motherfucking thread before you motherfucking post. Snakes. Example: This
post in this
thread. Please read the OP's entire post before you post nonsense.
5a. D0nt t4lk l1ek th1$. Just because we can read it, doesn't mean we want to, make us laugh, make you cool, etc.
5b. dnt tlk lk ths. ^
5c. donttalklikethisitsfuckingannoyingsee? ^^
5d. OMG I'M YELLING!!!!!SHIFT1!!! DON'T DO THIS.
6. Just because General Discussion deleted your thread about personal problems, doesn't mean you should post them here. We stop reading after that.
7. Flooding in general, whether it be with threads, posts in multiple threads in rapid succession, or images/text in your post is prohibited. No one is laughing while scrolling through hundreds of animated_cow.gif. They are thinking "This is fucking annoying, fuck this kid"
8. Pretending to know something that you obviously don't is doinitwrong. You are trying to hard for people to like you.
9. Don't be a fag and report someone for mild flaming. It's the spam forum, not the bitch-and-moan forum, or report-everyone-in-an-attempt-to-achieve-modship forum. If you can't handle it GTFO.
