Cool story bro

So a man walks into a bar and sees a woman; he's an alcohol and it's destroying his family.

 

[juvenilepunk]

Anti-jokes
I love em.

Knock knock, whos there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.

 

[24Mobley24]

/punchline

 

[deadly serious]

Anti jokes? They made me laugh.

 

[DrDeath]

olololol

 

Knock knock?
Come in.

 

[DrDeath]

Ok, so a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a plane that is going to crash. The captain comes back with two parachutes and yells “Only one of you gets to li-”
The plane explodes in the air. No one survived.

 

[K-3-V-1-N]

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister walk into a bar; they realize it isn't the all-night gay disco and walk out.


fuck i'm not doing this right

 

[24Mobley24]

A Rabbi, a Priest, and a Minister walk into a bar; they realize it isn't the all-night gay disco and walk out.


fuck i'm not doing this right

it's ok. we still love you.