In one day, I ate enough pumpkin muffins to fill an entire yard-style trash bag. Pumpkin-God forgive me for what I have done and shall do.
And, yes, I did find them on someone's lawn...in a trash bag, and yes, I did run from the house, dragging the bag and eating maniacally.
Maybe now you'll keep your muffins in the BACKyard like everyone else, instead of leaving'em out front for monsters like myself.
Bless the dead man in my stomach.