Jesus: Happy Birthday SuF! I know you've been a bad boy lately but...
*looks around*
Jesus: I'll throw in a little sum'in sum'in to get you into heaven eh?
*from afar*
???: WTF Jesus!? You talkin' to one of yo hoes again!? Bitch get outta ya room!
Jesus: GOD DAMMIT DAD PISS OFF!!
The meaning of my name is posted on Sythe. GO FIND IT. >_<.

