Ask me ANYTHING

[Wedel]

People are making fun of this thread, just close it ?

 

[Ganzta-Freak]

What's the answer to life?

 

[mike_w_99]

Have you ever bailed on your bike at a 90 degree angle, and you landed on your forehead but it really wasn't 90 degrees it was like 82.7 so what you thought was your forehead was really your nose, then you realise your nose fell off so what you thought was your nose as actually your face? You read the angles again and notice it was 79.3 so you actually broke your jaw, and sacked yourself. You then realise you don't have a sack, and just got a seat inside you now you're crying because you lost your virginity to a bike. everhappen2u?

 

[Chantecleer]

will my three cocks fit into your mouth?

 

[Sup3r 4ut03r]

will my three cocks fit into your mouth?

they will fit in his three mouths

 

[Sup3r 4ut03r]

Have you ever bailed on your bike at a 90 degree angle, and you landed on your forehead but it really wasn't 90 degrees it was like 82.7 so what you thought was your forehead was really your nose, then you realise your nose fell off so what you thought was your nose as actually your face? You read the angles again and notice it was 79.3 so you actually broke your jaw, and sacked yourself. You then realise you don't have a sack, and just got a seat inside you now you're crying because you lost your virginity to a bike. everhappen2u?

yeah that happened to me twice it gave me my virginity back the first time

 

[Christmas Crackers]

Will my cock fit in your mouth?

More importantly, how much will it cost to get my cock in your mouth?

 

[dam prayer noobs]

[notaquestion]/failthread[/notaquestion]

 

[Xtreme Geek]

What is god?

 

[Mr Clans]

It's Time

Polar bears (IIRC) are born yellowish, and turn white when they grow up (which takes time);

When old folks reminisce of times gone by, it can make them cry;

It takes time to fill a man's bladder after having a few beers;

A lady's hair can gets pretty mussed up after a few hours of not combing it;

Age and time blunt the talents of celebrities;

Likewise, it takes time to practice one's art, which is a good way to become a celebrity;

It takes time to cook pancakes and to ferment grapes into wine;

If you try to squeeze too much into an hour or day you'll feel like it "popped" or has passed you by;

And if you look too long at time and its vastness, your brain will feel like it's "popped" from all the stress.

you're a tool

It's time.

Polar bears (IIRC) are born yellowish, and turn white when they grow up (which takes time);

When old folks reminisce of times gone by, it can make them cry;

It takes time to fill a man's bladder after having a few beers;

A lady's hair can gets pretty mussed up after a few hours of not combing it;

Age and time blunt the talents of celebrities;

Likewise, it takes time to practice one's art, which is a good way to become a celebrity;

It takes time to cook pancakes and to ferment grapes into wine;

If you try to squeeze too much into an hour or day you'll feel like it "popped" or has passed you by;

And if you look too long at time and its vastness, your brain will feel like it's "popped" from all the stress.

- Pseudo "this thing all things devours" Croat

http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=print_topic;f=47;t=000470

don't even try to act intelligent, son

 

[arevalo2k]

lol 0 r funy guy i geve him couch

 

[KKcc]

You're giving me a couch? Wow.. um.. thanks?

You're stretching my page faggot

 

[KKcc]

You have no right to say that this is your page.

1)You didn't make the thread.
2)You have no copyright.
3)This thread is owned by Sythe.
4)You really want to know more reasons for me dissing you?
5)Please, gtfo.

Kill yourself, Asshole.