Ask me ANYTHING

[wtp]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

 

[†Tysonâ€Â]

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Lol nice!



Why did you post this in General Discussion and not the Spam Forum?

Are your simply just trying to increase your post count?

 

[King Klutz]

When you're back from your temporary ban you can solve my Chemistry homework for me... >.<

Tris(hydroxymethyl)aminomethane, commonly called TRIS or Trizma, is often used as a buffer in biochemical studies. Its buffering range is pH 7 to 9, and Kb is 1.19E-6 for the following aqueous reaction.

(HOCH2)3CNH2 + H2O <=> (HOCH2)3CNH3+ + OH -
TRIS TRISH +

(a) What is the optimal pH for TRIS buffers?

(b) Calculate the ratio [TRIS] / [TRISH +] at pH = 6.78 and at pH = 9.38.
pH = 6.78

(c) A buffer is prepared by diluting 51.7 g TRIS base and 65.7 g TRIS hydrochloride (written as TRISHCl) to a total volume of 2.0 L. What is the pH of this buffer?

 

[Sei Italiano]

wow im back and i think somethings fishy... megamatt infracted me for no reason and he just happens to be a pothead

 

[HeavenLord]

Characteristic polynomial:
x^3 - 6x^2 + 11x - 6
Real eigenvalues:
{1, 2, 3}
Eigenvector of eigenvalue 1:
(-1, 0, 2)
Eigenvector of eigenvalue 2:
(0, 0, 1)
Eigenvector of eigenvalue 3:
(-1, -1, 2)

V can't be solved


d = 0.02 + 6v-1 + 0.004v
-6 + dv + -0.02v + -0.004v2 = 0.000

Both of those are wrong first of all, second of all, this should be in the spam forum, and third of all, why did you put this in General Discussion.

p.s. inb4lock

 

[Straggler]

What is the answer to this

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

I always assumed it was the element Carbon.

Polar bears' fur is made of carbon as is the pigment to their coats.
Well, if a fistful of sand hits you in the face, carbon made you cry...or anything. this is not a tough one
Most liquids will have carbon in them of some sort, as well as your digestive fluids.
Your hair is made of carbon, so changes in this carbon (due to other particles of carbon entering and leaving it) would cause your hair to mess up.
Make-up is clearly made of carbon materials, and it can make celebrities look ridiculous sometimes, and normal people look like the celebs.
The carbon both in the pancakes and the heat will isolate when burned and form a brown analogous color. Champagne is carbonated, of course.
Baloons will have not only oxygen but Carbon, Hydrogen, etc in them. You squeeze them, they pop.
The sun contains lots of flaming carbon and if you look at it your eyes will pop? idk lol


My question is, do you know...the muffin man?

 

[Albania]

Would you rather spit or swallow ? Must choose one. Serious Question, perche tu sei italiano

 

[Rahul]

Can a U.S. President veto a declaration of war by Congress?

 

[Grafix]

If a boy goes to get an apple for his dieing grandma because she has 2 hours left to live.

and 2 hours latr he comes back with a pear

A.Do you think she will have a heartattack?

B/Or will she release all her awesome powers to tangle him and tap his butt.

Or will she stick the pear in his ass?

Thanks.

 

[Inventor]

What's a tit?

 

[whoareyou47]

Are you homosexual?

 

[Sei Italiano]

I always assumed it was the element Carbon.

Polar bears' fur is made of carbon as is the pigment to their coats.
Well, if a fistful of sand hits you in the face, carbon made you cry...or anything. this is not a tough one
Most liquids will have carbon in them of some sort, as well as your digestive fluids.
Your hair is made of carbon, so changes in this carbon (due to other particles of carbon entering and leaving it) would cause your hair to mess up.
Make-up is clearly made of carbon materials, and it can make celebrities look ridiculous sometimes, and normal people look like the celebs.
The carbon both in the pancakes and the heat will isolate when burned and form a brown analogous color. Champagne is carbonated, of course.
Baloons will have not only oxygen but Carbon, Hydrogen, etc in them. You squeeze them, they pop.
The sun contains lots of flaming carbon and if you look at it your eyes will pop? idk lol


My question is, do you know...the muffin man?

I wish I did

Would you rather spit or swallow ? Must choose one. Serious Question, perche tu sei italiano

SPIT

Can a U.S. President veto a declaration of war by Congress?

not if congress outvotes him

If a boy goes to get an apple for his dieing grandma because she has 2 hours left to live.

and 2 hours latr he comes back with a pear

A.Do you think she will have a heartattack?

B/Or will she release all her awesome powers to tangle him and tap his butt.

Or will she stick the pear in his ass?

Thanks.

she would yell at him and pass away

What's a tit?

A girls 3rd best feature

Are you homosexual?

Heterosexual

 

[turtle revenger]

Is being legit ever good enough?

 

[Green.Black]

Whats inside a tit? Don't ask where that came from

 

[I_V_Firecape]

Well, I actually took my time to read this thread, and you said I can ask any question. I have a question for you, how old am I? (Lets see what he says)

 

[Guide]

Do you think it's true that when a person dies and a new baby is born and the new baby cries because that person died?

 

[jumangi]

Well, I actually took my time to read this thread, and you said I can ask any question. I have a question for you, how old am I? (Lets see what he says)

You sound like you're 16 or somewhere around there.


Grade 8 homework:









What are a woman's first and second best features?

 

[jammyb123]

1. what is the difference between a shrub and a bush...
2. why can't i fly?

 

[Wedel]

Did you ever masterbate over a girl you like ? Serious question here, sorry if already someone is asked you.

 

[Christmas Crackers]

What am I thinking about as I type this question?