Ask me ANYTHING

[Sei Italiano]

Title says all

in tribute to - rykokyo or whatever the hell his name is





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[TJ]

Why do people make these threads, when on one really cares about them?

 

[Sei Italiano]

Why do people make these threads, when on one really cares about them?

cuz ppl want answers

 

[TJ]

cuz ppl want answers

But if they don't care about the threads, why would they want answers?

 

[Sei Italiano]

But if they don't care about the threads, why would they want answers?

because they are too lazy to find a thread they care about or to browse online or to throw a damn ball

 

[Ventrilo]

why do u masterbate?

 

[~XS]

What is the answer to this

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

 

[Chantecleer]

do you enjoy anal stimulation?

serious question right here.

 

[BayBay]

^god?

 

[wtp]

Would you change your "location:" if people thought it was stupid?

do you enjoy anal stimulation?

serious question right here.

Interesting question, I await your answer.

 

[Sei Italiano]

Would you change your "location:" if people thought it was stupid?

No

why do u masterbate?

Stimulation & Evasion of wet dreams

do you enjoy anal stimulation?

serious question right here.

No, I do not, don't ask how I know

 

[Sei Italiano]

What is the answer to this

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

It's Time

Polar bears (IIRC) are born yellowish, and turn white when they grow up (which takes time);

When old folks reminisce of times gone by, it can make them cry;

It takes time to fill a man's bladder after having a few beers;

A lady's hair can gets pretty mussed up after a few hours of not combing it;

Age and time blunt the talents of celebrities;

Likewise, it takes time to practice one's art, which is a good way to become a celebrity;

It takes time to cook pancakes and to ferment grapes into wine;

If you try to squeeze too much into an hour or day you'll feel like it "popped" or has passed you by;

And if you look too long at time and its vastness, your brain will feel like it's "popped" from all the stress.

 

[Chantecleer]

Ok, as a follow up of my first question, have you ever dropped the soap?

edit: nice figuring out the riddle, I thought it was weed

 

[Sei Italiano]

Yes, I have, In my own shower

 

[The Fat Controller]

Ask me ANYTHING

Find the eigenvalues of a matrix A where

 

[Sei Italiano]

Characteristic polynomial:
x^3 - 6x^2 + 11x - 6
Real eigenvalues:
{1, 2, 3}
Eigenvector of eigenvalue 1:
(-1, 0, 2)
Eigenvector of eigenvalue 2:
(0, 0, 1)
Eigenvector of eigenvalue 3:
(-1, -1, 2)

 

[deadly serious]

the safe stopping distance for a boat traveling at a constant speed on calm water is given by d(v)=0.002(2v^2+10v+3000) where d(v) is the distance in metres and v is the speed in kilometres per hour. what is the initial speed of the boat if it takes 30m to stop?

 

[Sei Italiano]

V can't be solved


d = 0.02 + 6v-1 + 0.004v
-6 + dv + -0.02v + -0.004v2 = 0.000

 

[The Riddler_]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[shakaka]

y so banned?

lul
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