5char/10

> playing poker for real money with the guys
>beer and cigars... good times or so it seems
>one guy's purple dragon semi 'its complicated' feminist girlfriend rocks up uninvited
>refuses to buy in
>won't shut up all night
>everything is apparently about feminism and needs to be corrected
>draws shit on the dealer's arm while hes trying to deal gets mad when he tells her to stop
>won't stop stealing poker chips from the table
>thinks its funny
>won't fuck off until 2 am
>the last stronghold of the patriarchy has been conquered
>everyone turn in your balls and wallets tomorrow to receive your gender reassignment and handbag allocation

 

[ASAPgang]

lmfao thatt was me????

 

Should've gave her some candy to shutup.. My personal favorite

 

Should've gave her some candy to shutup.. My personal favorite

top advice except idk how many sleepy cosbys you'd need to fill a hamplanet. probably a lot

 

top advice except idk how many sleepy cosbys you'd need to fill a hamplanet. probably a lot

Suffocation fastens the process i hear

 

Suffocation fastens the process i hear

no additional help would be needed for them to suffocate ofc too so it's really low risk high reward

 

gotta love that kind of sruff

 

[Scar]

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