20 questions

So basically I'm going to use 20 questions to see if it can figure out the V word.... as in reproductive system.

Q1. Is it classified as Animal, Vegetable or Mineral? Other
Q2. Would you give it as a gift? No...
Q3. Can it fit in an envelope? No
Q4. Is it larger than a microwave oven? (or bread box) No
Q5. Does it help accomplish tasks? Sometimes
Q6. Does it taste good? Irrelevant
Q7. Is it found on a desk? No
Q8. Do you hold it when you use it? No
Q9. Does it have physical substance? Yes, finally
Q10. Can liquids pass through it? Yes, indeed
Q11. Does it come in a box? No
Q12. Is it larger than a pound of butter? No?
Q13. Do you clean it regularly? Yes, well it cleans itself...
Q14. Does it have teeth? No
Q15. Would you use it in the dark? Sometimes
Q16. Is it found in a bathroom? No
Q17. Is it usually warm? Yes
Q18. Does a basketball player use it? Unknown
Q18. Is it a specific colour? Yes
Q19. I am guessing that it is a lip? Wrong.
Q20. I am guessing that it is lips? Wrong, wtf?
Q21. Can it be washed? Yes
Q22. Can it make a sound? No
Q23. Is it fragile? Unknown
Q23. I am guessing that it is the wrist (body part)? No.
Q24. Is it smaller than a golf ball? No
Q25. Is it slippery? Yes
Q26. I am guessing that it is a womb? Wrong, oh noes its closing in...
Q27. Can you touch it? Yes
Q28. Would you find it on a farm? Irrelevant
Q29. I am guessing that it is a tongue? Wrong.
Q30. I am guessing that it is dreadlocks? Wrong.

You won!

Is it one of these ...
a neck
a wound
blood
an afro (hairstyle)
gravy
a knee
an ankle
a beard
a girdle
a goatee
a vest (garment)
taste buds
a heel
a mullet
a gall bladder
a paper cut

20Q failed.

 

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