Bewood

[Voices]

Dear Bewood,

Quit being a faggot.

Thank you,
The Blizzard Staff

 

[Bewood]

Dear "The Blizzard Staff",

I understand your concern in my sexuality, but as you can obviously understand I like to keep it private.
Therefore I would rather you do not attempt to insult me with your ignorance.

Kind regards,
Bewood

 

[Voices]

Dear Bewood,

Thank you for writing back! But you need to stop being a dick. Thanks.

With love,
Your real mother

 

[Bewood]

Dear "Your real mother",

I understand that you would like me to stop whatever you believe I am doing.
It's sad to say, that I cannot possibly be a "dick".
If you have anything further to say, feel free to continue posting.

Kind regards,
Bewood.

 

[Voices]

Dear Bewood,

Fuck off.

Sleepily,
Your vagina

 

[Bewood]

Dear "Your vagina",

I'll try.

Kind Regards,
Bewood.

 

[Voices]

Dear Bewood,

Best of luck.

Anonymously,
Anonymous

 

[Bewood]

Dear "Anonymous",

I was wondering as to why there are so many people on your Sythe Account:
Voices

If you could please explain why, I will refrain from reporting you.

Kind regards,
Bewood.

 

[Voices]

Dear Bewood,

They are all simply my pen-names I use when writing letters.

Greasily,
The Burger King

 

[Shin]

WTF is this shit?

 

[Bewood]

Dear "The Burger King",

I enjoy your restaurant.

Your fries are the best, and cheesy tots.

Kind regards,
Bewood.

 

[Voices]

Dear Bewood,

Thanks. I prefer my breakfast menu, but the cheesy tots are also good.

With fries and a shake,
The Burger King

 

[Bewood]

Dear "The Burger King",

I have not received those fries or shake.

Please resend them.

Kind regards,
Bewood.

 

[Voices]

Dear Bewood,

They're in the mail. Enjoy.


Yours,
The Burger King

 

[Bewood]



 

[bambino_91]

Dear Bewood,

They're in the mail. Enjoy.


Yours,
The Burger King

dear the burger king..

please leave the spam forum before i rape u...

ur friend
pedo bear

 

[Voices]

Dear Retard,

No.

Yours,
Voices

 

[Bewood]