one night stands, a bunch of drunk people that think the other person is a little bit attractive, well will be after another beer, or two, with a few shots of that yegermister. Well shes not that bad, like even tho her eyes are a little far apart, it does'nt matter she digging you, she smokes cigarettes, well you've downed about 7 beers you won't be tasting her ashtray of a mouth. You know I have'nt seen her drinking yet, mabey shes lieing about being drunk, na let me drink a few more mabey she may have one, an hour latter, at her place, oh god she took my wallet with my condom in it, oh it looks like she's trying to put it on with her mouth, oh damn i'm about to puke, well llets finish up here.... 7 days latter shes calling you saying she pregent