You know, I honestly thought I saw/heard the stupidest shit in my life when I saw the BME Pain Olympics, I was sadly mistaken... You, my friend, are officially the recipient of my #1 dumbass of the year award, and the best part is... Its only the 5th day of the year, GRATS!!!
But honestly, puberty comes to everyone my friend. Have your parents told you about the birds and the bees yet? If not, maybe you should ask. There are entire websites devoted to "how to strike up the conversation." After they explain everything, ask them how pimples happen, then ask whats the best way to deal with them.
I promise you, they wont suggest pouring gasoline (or alcohol, w-e...) into em and torching them off your face...
AND like many have said before me... Dumbass...