Super Glue.

What doesn't it fix?

Break your arm. Superglue will fix it.
Break a building. Superglue will fix it.
Break a pen. Superglue will fix it.
Break your penis. Superglue will fix it.
Just don't glue your hands together while masturbating mistaking the superglue for lube.

 

I superglued my ass closed to protect me in the night from the bum bum farmers.






















P.s. I'm in jail too, and Bubba is eyeing me up like a piece of meat.

 

That's bad.

 

I did not lol at this.

 

Ya, but i've been in bigger fixes before

 

I was not trying to get you to lol at this.
Dumb fuck, get off my thread.

 

http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=478685&page=6
http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=478685&page=6
http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=478685&page=6
http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=478685&page=6

oh god, what could that be?

 

woah, woah, slow down there buddy:

http://sythe.org/showthread.php?p=3790957#post3790957

 

Aww lookie here.
We have a Mod-Wanna-Be.
How cute.

 

AWWW! Thank you <3

 

Lol, but look at the reason.

Me thinks is a joke, but me isn't always right.

 

I hope you noticed your in the "SPAM" Forum.
And you reported me for "SPAMMING".

 

No I reported you for not making me lols. Jay-kay, I reported you for flaming me, you should have took note I was joking but then you get in a pissy-fit so I reported you to piss you off. All in all, this did make me lols.

 

Umm, babe, I am not pissed off right now. Kay Thanks.
So you are considerably psychotic for laughing at nothing.
See a doctor.

 

He says I have "retarded lulz syndrome" so its kay.

 

Right, and you just failed to make me "lol".

 

Dear God, please tell me we don't have another male wanna-be.

The last thing we need on here is a chick with the name "Sanjuro"

 

inorite?

 

No, I am a man.
I just said that to see what he would do.
And unfortunately had no effect what-so-ever.