I need help...

[The Disturbed]

Well me and my friend were messsing around with a lightbulb and we dissected it and we put peroxide in it to clear the white chemical. We put bugs in there and we plugged it in and it roasted the shit outta them. We left it in the room then my friend's mom found it. My friend's mom thinks we were smoking crack which I would never do. She is going to call my mom and I'm gonna tell her that we were roasting bugs which is the truth. Everyone thinks we were doing drugs.

 

[wcer2552]

then why do u need our help if u already have it all planned out

 

[muffinmaster]

get some bug remains?
lol

 

[The Ultimate Broski]

Lmfao,


what are parents thinking these days.


If my mom never asked me if I smoked pot, I wouldn't know what it was still lmfao

 

[haptic]

Just tell your mom you didn't plain and simple, if it doesn't work just tell her a full story and if she doesn't just say ok mom im your son and you cant even believe me? wow your a great mother
always works on my mom lol

 

[Anti-Virus]

Your parents should trust you enough to just say the simple truth

 

[wcer2552]

tell them u werent and if they dont believe u just tell them to smell it and it should prob work since wont smell the same

 

[Deacon Frost]

Be like:

"Bitch, if we were smokin crack wouldn't I have fucked up face?"

Unless of course you're ugly... then I'd advise just telling her you were smoking pot and not crack... It's a lighter sentence.