Holy Shit

[dies irae]

I just had the biggest shit of my life!
That thing was like a foot and a quarter!
It was a couple inches in diameter
I held in my shit all day and here comes this monster!

 

[cp]

Did you take pictures?

 

[Dustein]

Did you take pictures?

i lol'd

 

[dies irae]

Did you take pictures?

That fucker snuck down the toilet it was straight and went down the hole

 

[cp]

Then I have no reason to believe you!

 

[duopperi]

Hahahahaha, this reminds me when I took the shit of my life and I took pictures with my phone. =)


Still have it, too, hahaha.

 

[Dustein]

That fucker snuck down the toilet it was straight and went down the hole

Then how did you know you shat it?

I think shat is a past-tense verb...

 

[dies irae]

That thing was sliding out my ass for 4 seconds

 

[duopperi]

hahahahahahahaha

 

[duopperi]

Just because it was coming out for four seconds doesn't necessarily mean it was huge. I've shat a three inch turd in an hour when I was constipated.

 

[lil_melo15]

i just took one like now

 

[duopperi]

But was it at least one foot long?

 

[lil_melo15]

2 foot

 

[duopperi]

Congratulations, man! Was it a boy or girl?

 

[darkbow k0 u]

I broke a 4 footer just 5 minutes ago and everyone on irc knows about it

 

[buying 740m]

 

[SimmaSix]

I see someone let the retard on the internet.

 

[buying 740m]

I r loves the internet it helps me with Porn